Jeff Baltusnik

Newly appointed assistant to the regional manager of dunder mifflin.

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based on their batting averages, you would think the indians were the ones who got caught cheating last year.

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Some lightning fan I am.....didn't even realize tonight was game 5! #wewantthecup #BeTheThunder #tampanhl.

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What have I learned from sites like bumble and tinder: I can handle rejection like a boss!

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Team no sleep.

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I blame the Rockets for all this garbage and bull crap. Way to not be able to close out a series you assholes. #fthebeard

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Nobody told me this account was still active. I feel like I've missed out on so much.

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@JaycrawfordCLE @JaycrawfordCLE from one falcon to another: roll along!

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Never forget, United we stand.

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Falcons' new stadium will include Chick-fil-A... but it'll still be closed on Sundays https://t.co/EukuHapmmg

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@MsCharlotteWWE glad to hear your pops is doing well. Continued thoughts and prayers.

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@dust98765 Okay good I wasn't sure.

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How long after you clean the bathroom do you wait to use it?

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I havent peed in 24 hours, new record??????

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@landondonovan Barrio is definitely solid, or the clevelander downtown is a win

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@stephenasmith thoughts and prayers to you and your family during this tough time.

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I was denied a high 5-five from a two year old. #thoughtiwascool

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My pool is finally open, but the forecast says cloudy with a chance of you're gonna get wet.

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Today I walked into the doctors office and instantly started sneezing. Figured out would scare some people a little. #itsnotcontagious

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@WWERollins heal up quick sir, hope all goes well.

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Incase anybody was wondering: God is NOT a cowboys' fan.