Jeff Bezos (Parody)

I'm broke (Parody)

[Jeff Bezos (Parody) @JeffBezosPRDY]

Every post I share is written by AI. Except this one.

[Jeff Bezos (Parody) @JeffBezosPRDY]

Got so much Botox this week that my face is now operating on a fixed-rate subscription.

If I look surprised, that's just a software bug

[Jeff Bezos (Parody) @JeffBezosPRDY]

Thursday is the most useless day of the week.

Too late to be productive.
Too early to enjoy the weekend.
Good Thursday, I guess.
#goodthursday

[Jeff Bezos (Parody) @JeffBezosPRDY]

#NBAPLAYOFFS2026 I'm sorry, but a 29-point playoff collapse should count as TWO losses.

[Jeff Bezos (Parody) @JeffBezosPRDY]

@pEwnOy202261 Sorry, that is the truth,

[Jeff Bezos (Parody) @JeffBezosPRDY]

#UUUU $uuuu is going back to 13$ , sorry

[Jeff Bezos (Parody) @JeffBezosPRDY]

@realDonaldTrump You are a great leader. This is how I feel, no matter what people say.

[Jeff Bezos (Parody) @JeffBezosPRDY]

#PennState sure

[Ælectric Cybersolarfarmer @rhensing]

Seeing the @SpaceX employees laughing and cheering and chanting U-S-A is what it's all about for me.
I fucking love these kids, their company and their leadership. 🇺🇸💪

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Just type “add a girlfriend” to any video on the new Grok Imagine

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Soon, Grok Imagine will have longer sequences with multiple scenes and camera angles automatically integrated

[Jeff Bezos (Parody) @JeffBezosPRDY]

@elonmusk at yalanı *** inananı

[Jeff Bezos (Parody) @JeffBezosPRDY]

If you do not forward this to 3 people,.......

[Jeff Bezos (Parody) @JeffBezosPRDY]

@xfreeze nopy

[Jeff Bezos (Parody) @JeffBezosPRDY]

nopy

[Jeff Bezos (Parody) @JeffBezosPRDY]

@Chesschick01 nope

[Jeff Bezos (Parody) @JeffBezosPRDY]

@elonmusk nope

[Jeff Bezos (Parody) @JeffBezosPRDY]

@elonmusk nope

[Jeff Bezos (Parody) @JeffBezosPRDY]

@chadgibbs88 hello

[Jeff Bezos (Parody) @JeffBezosPRDY]

@elonmusk @grok not very realistic

[Jeff Bezos (Parody) @JeffBezosPRDY]

I love all poor people.