Jeff D Black

Fucks I have to give: lots[ ] several[ ] none[X]

[Jeff D Black @Jeffblack]

Twitter is a whore and won't give me my password.. @jeffdblack for the new me

[Jeff D Black @Jeffblack]

@gooselafleur tell me the tale goose!

[Jeff D Black @Jeffblack]

Drink until I can't feel my face or feelings? Yup, seems appropriate

[Jeff D Black @Jeffblack]

Why's a baby need a suit, what's he have a job? He's not fooling anyone, he's a baby!

[Jeff D Black @Jeffblack]

@JonnyBones it will blow over once u choke out machida again.. Head up

[Jeff D Black @Jeffblack]

#ThatAwkwardMoment when you see a pretty girl on the bus, but you're too shy to start masturbating in front of everyone.

[Jeff D Black @Jeffblack]

Does anyone remember where in the world that Carmen Santiago is?

[Jeff D Black @Jeffblack]

Before you say anything, prepare to shut the fuck up

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

Just what I suspected - Blow jobs are good for a woman's health and help fight depression http://t.co/mZLs9iWi #SUCKIT #DEATHSQUAD

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I wish I got as excited to see other people as dogs do when they see other dogs.

[Jeff D Black @Jeffblack]

There's no tail like a beaver tail #comfortfood

[Jeff D Black @Jeffblack]

With a car like that, you must be knee deep in whores.

[Jeff D Black @Jeffblack]

I am the liquor

[Jeff D Black @Jeffblack]

When you're dancing and the girl in front of you bends over. You grind, realize she dropped her wallet and nobody can hear your earbuds.

[Jeff D Black @Jeffblack]

Asked my friend for a news paper the other day. He said: here use my ipad, the spider never knew what hit it.

[Jeff D Black @Jeffblack]

Floor camping tn yeehaw.

[Jeff D Black @Jeffblack]

@Prof_MacD if you do it soon that one will be fine. If not I will give u the new one when I move

[Jeff D Black @Jeffblack]

I bet the YMCA Dance is a lot harder to do in chinese.

[Jeff D Black @Jeffblack]

@Prof_MacD ill reply to that! Soulless with you big man

[Jeff D Black @Jeffblack]

I don't always wear flip flops, but when I do I like to wear black tube socks and pull them all the way up.