Jeff Blender

A Beguiling Curmudgeon | Discerning Epicurean | Fanciful Gentleman

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"I feel silly asking," she says, "but do you even HAVE a blender?"

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@AskTSA Thanks, but not the liquid was asking about that coffee pot. Going camping so wanted to pack it in my carry-on.

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Morning, @AskTSA. Can I take my coffee to go?

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The #bpoy was a new carpet. I'm #mtoy for rehabilitation. #2017

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Or rides a scooter.

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No grown man carries a backpack to work.

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"What kind of shit is that?! White people eat seaweed!" #heardonthestreet #kelppeopleproblems

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Do you know where you are? #youreinthejunglebaby #youregonnadie #GnFnR #gunsnroses https://t.co/3xiiHJR9iX

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There IS something wrong with the #USMNT. Where's Tab Ramos?

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You only turn once. Thanks #Dad, for the advice. Cheers to those that made #FourforForty special. https://t.co/yY63AM39eI

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After #T1D at 13, Dad said, "if you can deal with this, you can deal with this," and gave me a brown paper bag with a @Playboy. Thanks, Hef.

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What a difference a decade makes.

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Feels good getting the band back together. https://t.co/IPFVdhvQJV

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Stepping off 112km with another #40by40(ish). #BuenCamino #compostela https://t.co/iwhzyIQm0i

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Bear left. Right, frog. #movinrightalong #BuenCamino https://t.co/0WU0Ls14El

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Never stop fighting till the fight is done. #BuenCamino 🚂🎧🚶🐚

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Dogs and cats, living together! This place is in mass hysteria. https://t.co/FkQEEcIfFr

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Case closed. #whatsnext

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Nearly 18 hours later and my pee STILL smells. Why do we eat #asparagus? It better be a #superfood.

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The king has returned. https://t.co/NYkdaiRQ2T

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More important on a crowded #PATHTrain: what's on your cell phone or #irl around you? #courtesycounts #keeprightpassleft