Jeff Brandon

Computer stuff by trade. Person place or thing. Opinions are my own. Pronouns are he/him

[Jeff Brandon @JeffDBrandon]

New blog post alert:
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[Jeff Brandon @JeffDBrandon]

Negotiating a job offer? It's not just about the salary. Consider benefits, work-life balance, and growth. What's your top tip for securing the best deal? #JobOffer #CareerAdvice

[Jeff Brandon @JeffDBrandon]

Job searching can be daunting, but it's also a chance to explore new horizons! Dive into opportunities with enthusiasm. How do you stay motivated? #CareerJourney #JobSearchTips

[Jeff Brandon @JeffDBrandon]

Your personal image shapes how the world sees you. Reflect on the stories you want to tell and the legacy you wish to leave. How do you ensure your image reflects your true self? #PersonalImage #SelfDiscovery

[Jeff Brandon @JeffDBrandon]

Interviews are more than Q&A sessions. They're about building connections. Learn how to make your interview a two-way street and leave a lasting impression. #InterviewPrep #CareerAdvice

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

IF YOU HAVE SEEN ANY VERSION OF THE OLD MAN AND THE POOL AND ENJOYED IT PLZ RETWEET THIS BC I AM SO COLD NOW AND NEED TO BE WARMED BY YOUR TWEETS.

[Jeff Brandon @JeffDBrandon]

My mom asked me to set a timer, so I set a timer with google assistant. I’m the assistant to the assistant.

[Jeff Brandon @JeffDBrandon]

Completing my annual compliance training at work and when I finished one module it showed me an HBO style teaser for the next training.

Pretty excited to see what happens in "business conduct" now, not gonna lie

[Jeff Brandon @JeffDBrandon]

Only feels like 21 years #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Jeff Brandon @JeffDBrandon]

Attempted to ship something that affects teams far beyond my own for the third time today and it looks like I might not have caused a sev this time!

[Alan Wong @alanwongw]

Do you ever get text messages meant for someone else? Maybe sth like "Are you Linda from the pet store?" And because you're nice, you reply and say they got the wrong number.

Cindy Tsai, a lawyer, did just that. By the end of it all, she would lose about $2.5 million.

[Scott Hanselman 🌮 @shanselman]

Internet Explorer is finally shutting down on June 15 after 27 years.

Seems it’s lagging a bit, I clicked “close” 26 years ago.

[Jeff Brandon @JeffDBrandon]

Me doing documentation: this is confusing, I should make a proof of concept to show how this works

Me doing engineering: this is documentation

[Jeff Brandon @JeffDBrandon]

I just googled two issues back to back that ended up being loose cables...

I may be to reliant on Google but also...

Who is loosening my cables?

[Jeff Brandon @JeffDBrandon]

Proud of this recovery:
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[Jeff Brandon @JeffDBrandon]

There's a lot of cool things we could do with time travel but I am excited to send all of our waste and pollutants to sometime after the sun has exploded

We could send organic waste to the past to create more oil too

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

If you add
| clip
at the end of a command it puts it in ur clipboard

[Jeff Brandon @JeffDBrandon]

Help I can't stop thinking about banana bread at work dude

[Jeff Brandon @JeffDBrandon]

Friday vibes https://t.co/igad2iauSV

[Jeff Brandon @JeffDBrandon]

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Got it in 3

[Jeff Brandon @JeffDBrandon]

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