Jeffcon5

Business, art, politics, philosophy, and spirituality are my jams. Modern day Renaissance man making my life exciting in 140 characters or less.

[Jeffcon5 @JeffErickson69]

I haven't been on Twitter in months lol

[Allen Little @AllenjBig]

I see all these single individuals with relationship goals but what I'm failing to see is relationship effort.

[Jeffcon5 @JeffErickson69]

@flamelauthor I see what you did there

[Jeffcon5 @JeffErickson69]

*18 retweets* Derrick Rose! *20 retweets* American Horror story! *10 retweets*

[Jeffcon5 @JeffErickson69]

And after checking Twitter, I remember why I've stayed off Twitter lol

[Jeffcon5 @JeffErickson69]

I don't even know what to tweet about now that I spend a majority of living in the real world, unplugged from my phone lol

[Jeffcon5 @JeffErickson69]

Damn, my Twitter game has been super weak lol

[Jeffcon5 @JeffErickson69]

Politic with aliens, decipher crop circles. I bust a nut then thank God that I'm not fertile. A fucking geek, steal ur gf looking like urkel

[Jeffcon5 @JeffErickson69]

@GoodAtDrinking the computer work is half the battle haha dope to see you guys getting into it!

[Jeffcon5 @JeffErickson69]

@GoodAtDrinking you got a Lulzbot, nice brother! Ours hasn't let us down. When did you get into 3D printing?

[Jeffcon5 @JeffErickson69]

Who needs a girlfriend when you have two jobs and your own business?

[Jeffcon5 @JeffErickson69]

"Know thy enemy better than thyself."

[Jeffcon5 @JeffErickson69]

You guys, I'm getting trained to become a globalist banker this week 😨

[Jeffcon5 @JeffErickson69]

The coffee here tastes like water compared to Puerto Rico lol

[Jeffcon5 @JeffErickson69]

Got sunburnt in January 😎

[Jeffcon5 @JeffErickson69]

You start drinking at noon, swim in an ocean, visit beautiful Caribbean landscapes and all the women love you because you have light eyesLOL

[Jeffcon5 @JeffErickson69]

Puerto Rico is great

[Jeffcon5 @JeffErickson69]

This Puerto Rican coffee is delicious

[Jeffcon5 @JeffErickson69]

Just in case you were wondering, Twitter

[Jeffcon5 @JeffErickson69]

I'm drunk mayne