JeffHardwick

Jack of all trades. Master of absolutely none.

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@TotallyOffsides Is there none among you brave enough?

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@TotallyOffsides @ThatGirlChip Do your worst, Twitter.

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.@JeffHardwick6 loses Totally Offsides' #FantasyFootball championship to @ThatGirlChip.

Jeff pays debt. The shirt is collateral damage.

Chip is pleased. 🏆

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@stephenkjanes Listen funny guy.......
Same team.

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Get in loser, we're getting impeached. https://t.co/LomZN9yCmb

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There's........ no-thing.......on the wing.
The world desperately needs a Shatner font https://t.co/PXKnARlY4S

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When faced with a 7 hour layover in Mexico City, THIS is the best 300 pesos I've spent all trip. https://t.co/aoAzmvOgMV

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Take a two hour tour of manialtepec lagoon and you'll find a secluded beach at the river delta where 4 sopes, 2 cervesas and 2 aguas will put you back like 8 bucks American. If for some… https://t.co/j4LGgYoe3l

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Taco hut. Not like the ones at home that serve pizza and chalupas. An ACTUAL taco hut. I'm beginning to think I was mistakenly born American. @ Pinches Tacos & Bar https://t.co/VN5Dtg2RNI

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And just like that this guy has Thanksgiving day reservations. lologirl89 may or may not have briefly forgotten that Thursday in Spanish is Jueves, so the adjustment has been made. @… https://t.co/Hl1AFMCxjP

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Two years ago we brought Billie home from the Pomona shelter. Today she enjoys the finest bacons and beers. Happy gotcha day you tiny little pain in my ass. https://t.co/3sZbo0NvnW

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Went to a wedding in Fontana and it got....well....... weird. @ Sierra Lakes Golf Club https://t.co/4aFDH6iupD

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My bar is cooler than you're bar. These are facts. @ Iguana Kelleys https://t.co/KVJqRwAzIk

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White wine (vision dreams of passion)
Running through my mind (and all the while I think if you )
Something like a phenomenon baby. @ Long Beach, California https://t.co/3kUffAV9cz

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Taking a 3 hour break from politics for hockey. BRB @ Staples Center https://t.co/d3mirggihY

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Did I take a bottle of champagne into the bathroom for a selfie at neurophagia 's wedding? You're goddamn right i did. @ The Lafayette Hotel, Swim Club & Bungalows https://t.co/ltCqXtewfG

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Bean, what are you doing here? You're partied out man......again! https://t.co/iGAHXx8uwi

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JD sure cleans up nice. @ The Lafayette Hotel, Swim Club & Bungalows https://t.co/3EFFsObRwr

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About to FSU at JD and Jill's wedding. @ The Lafayette Hotel, Swim Club & Bungalows https://t.co/MaBo5v6G9g

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It's #tbt and world mental health day. So here's your long post warning.
This kid stared into the darkness. This kid was given a choice: either talk to a someone or be checked into a… https://t.co/WGMYCmNR5w