Native Texan, dad to 2 amazing little girls, and recent divorcee...I am ashamed of the amount of people in my country waiving MAGA shit. Open those eyes!!
You ever have a stretch in your life where you feel like karma is coming back around to collect it's pound of flesh? I'm so sorry for anything I've ever done that would have me indebted to karma...please let the run of bad luck and tribulations come to an end...๐
@mirage14 That'll really be the only thing I can control at the end of the day. I read a quote: "good divorces are so much better on kids than bad marriages..."
@barstoolsports@GottaBelievePod Just FYI for everyone, if I ever achieved a walk in the bigs, this is how I would go to first before they tried to take it back.
@jimmycthatsme I don't know about "ghost," but a dude doing a documentary about summoning a demon and does it successfully. (Found footage fiction) The Possession of Michael King is one of my top 3 all time horror movies.
@ItIsMsJillyBean I'm 36 and literally being asked by my sports injury doctor to "at least make it to 40 before we do a knee replacement." I broke my kneecap when I was 12 and "post traumatic arthritis" has eaten away all my cartilage.
@kirkacevedo Have you ever had back spasms? That's my big injury fear is setting off those. Had that happen a little more than a dozen times in my life and it fucking suuuuccckkkssss...
@jimmycthatsme I've heard his appletv series is amazing. I haven't been able to watch it yet but I hope it'll be on amazon for rent or purchase at some point soon.
@BringKingdom@ddenkee He's my favorite celebrity on planet Earth. Love that dude, who i've only met in my imagination, and we became bff's immediately!
I got suspended on FB for 24 hours because I told someone to go ahead and move to russia "where if you're gay, you're beaten to death..." FB decided I was being hateful. If you're not a bot with an algorithm, then you understand I was admonishing the idea, not praising it...๐คฆ
Fuck the catholic church, if you're gay and you want to get married, come over and I'll do it. I'll get whatever online state certified title I need and I will marry you (happily) and I will eat cake, also.
@TooFab@jonathanmtucker You and my dude @ERICBALFOUR created a phenomenal remake here!! Bonus trivia: this didn't happen in TX, loosely based on Ed Gein from Wisconsin. (As a kid in TX, I used to think I drove by 'the tx chainsaw house' all the time. It was just a busted old house with no history.)
@kirkacevedo I miss running, a lot. Let me know if you want to 'gofundme' for a shit load of stem cells and see if we can't get some cartilage regrowth. That's like the only thing I want my health ins to cover and they won't do it...
@saylahachey Been a bit of a pot head for a couple decades now. Pretty chill drug that hasn't let me down yet. Also doesn't really change your character when you're on it, so that helps to keep from ending up in jail...๐ชด (Closest thing I have to a cannabis emoji)