jjefrey shaferr

second rate engineer and third rate trail runner

[jjefrey shaferr @JeffIsAShaffer]

My favorite smash bros fighter https://t.co/OqsD4SpVlh

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Went to the gym here in Brasov to learn about the Romanian deadlift. Here’s my report: it’s a single set of 3 bicep curls with a 15kg dumbbell, arm wrestling on two stacked plyo boxes, then flexing at yourself in the mirror smoking a cigarette🏋️🇷🇴💪🪞🚬. Can’t wait to try

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

9-inning MLB games lasting 3+ hours:

2002 - 35%
2003 - 24%
2004 - 25%
2005 - 26%
2006 - 27%
2007 - 34%
2008 - 31%
2009 - 34%
2010 - 33%
2011 - 35%
2012 - 42%
2013 - 47%
2014 - 54%
2015 - 42%
2016 - 51%
2017 - 59%
2018 - 50%
2019 - 59%
2020 - 63%
2021 - 67%
2022 - 57%
2023 - 9%👀

[jjefrey shaferr @JeffIsAShaffer]

Hi, thanks for flying with us today. Your crew is the pilot, Jeff; the first mate, Jeff; and flight attendants, Jeff and Jeff. On behalf of all of us at Jeff Airlines, we wish you a wonderful afternoon

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Not me playing this on the living room speakers and doing vocal practice https://t.co/1U57CrmqDT

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Fully aware that he’s talking about this friendo, and he’s not talking about chillin’, but without context it seems like he’s just really ready to couchlock https://t.co/q1hTrWLZJ4

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In the new Fantastic Beasts, the leader of Germany in the ‘30s gives a speech that hinges on saying “the chillin’ will unite us”, and I can’t stop thinking about the implications

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A bagel, coffee, no cream, no sugar, rushified at max volume

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@johnislarry @BuildABarr Tastes like the body and blood of our lord mr pibb, exactly as advertised

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Excited for 20+ years of the Emily in Paris Cinematic Universe

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Thinking of ordering feetloaf for Halloween brunch https://t.co/wfpotVVQyI

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Find me in oss tin tech sass

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@Namwobble Can’t wait to get stuck in there

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

This all rules.

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@Namwobble

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@Namwobble I’m on the edge of my seat waiting for new developments from Twitter on this

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@Namwobble Well did you follow horror films or what?

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