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There is no person so blind as one who has made up their mind.

[Snyderman @JeffJosh91]

@HowThingsWork_ Me with my adaptive cruise control.

[Snyderman @JeffJosh91]

Getting a baby to sleep is like when you almost have beaten a really hard boss in a video game and then they heal all the way.

[Snyderman @JeffJosh91]

@_TheFigen Now that’s using your head.

[Joe Veyera @JoeVeyera]

My therapist: McDelivery SuperMo isn't real, it can't hurt you.

McDelivery SuperMo: *literally breaks the ROOT Sports broadcast*

[Snyderman @JeffJosh91]

I love my in-laws. My father-in-law just drove on a side walk, in the grass and everyone was pretty cool about it.

[Snyderman @JeffJosh91]

I just found a string cheese wrapper in bed.

[Snyderman @JeffJosh91]

I just got dingdong-door-bell ditched. Do I call the cops?

[Vic Vela @VicVela1]

NEWS: Denver Broncos quarterback tryouts. 7 am Sunday. Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

[Snyderman @JeffJosh91]

He acted like he had never heard of it lol

[Snyderman @JeffJosh91]

This guy could simply not condemn white supremacy. Very scary.

[Snyderman @JeffJosh91]

Community Service: "I've never been to jail"

[Snyderman @JeffJosh91]

The Washington State voter's pamphlet is quite the read.

"I am against the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, eugenics, Satan, New World Order".

[Complex Sports @ComplexSports]

Laura Ingraham to LeBron and KD: “Shut up and dribble!”

To Drew Brees: “He’s allowed to have an opinion.” 🧐

[Snyderman @JeffJosh91]

@PFF_Seahawks I mean, he's getting paid like it.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

good morning all u cool cat’s and kittens!

[Snyderman @JeffJosh91]

Just a glorious day at Baker.

[Snyderman @JeffJosh91]

Sinks with instantly scolding water, a blessing and a curse.

[Snyderman @JeffJosh91]

Jumped out of a plane earlier and am currently listening to Margarettes Mom's covers of Cambodia's biggest hits. What a day it's been.

[Snyderman @JeffJosh91]

Marg just yelled "We eating good honey!" She is having peas and mayonnaise.