Jeff Lilly

[217Problems @217Problems]

RT IF YOU’RE FROM THE 217

New Berlin
Rochester
Rushville
Pana
Thayer
Farmersville
Danville
Shelbyville
Quincy
Effingham

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[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Today is the first day to sign up for 2018 health insurance through https://t.co/3CYKhP8ZoR. Deadline is December 15th!

[Jeff Lilly @JeffLillyDeux]

My first tweet in 4 years. #hashtag

[Jeff Lilly @JeffLillyDeux]

IU Assembly Hall ceiling malfunction is proof of God's anger with #INLegis. So says #MikeDelph.

[Ron Swanson @Sir_Ron_Swanson]

There are only three ways to motivate people: money, fear, and hunger.

[Ron Swanson @Sir_Ron_Swanson]

Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.

[Jeff Lilly @JeffLillyDeux]

@CNN reporting unknown white powder found near #SuperBowl hotels. #snow

[Carrie Ritchie @CarrieRitchie]

Fall Creek is a mess. Not clear and no lanes visible. Light at Keystone is blinking, so it's a 4-way stop. Avoid!

[Melissa Hook @IndyMelHook]

If you're driving FYI the light is out at Fallcreek & Keystone. #sloooooooow

[Ron Swanson @Sir_Ron_Swanson]

Vegetarian: an old indian word for lousy hunter.

[SnydeRadio @SnydeRadio]

WKRP "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly" Thanksgiving: http://t.co/BcwXgQog7t via @youtube

[Paul Begala @PaulBegala]

"Cuccinelli" is Italian for "Santorum." http://t.co/hSNDgWykRY

[Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P @LOLGOP]

BREAKING: The deficit is at its lowest point in 5 years.

RELATED: The GOP doesn't actually care about the deficit.

http://t.co/XjZhMyiZf1

[217Problems @217Problems]

Places not to be in the 217 when the power goes out, Downtown Springfield,all of Decatur and a farm house in the middle of nowhere.

[John Nichols @NicholsUprising]

If Detroit incorporated as an investment bank would Congress bail it out?
@thenation @WeGotEd @edshow

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

The psychiatrist in "The Departed" is a big ole hoe..Just like Rose was in Titanic..Rose was more of a selfish liar tho #MoveYourAssOverRose

[217Problems @217Problems]

In Rantoul a guy once boiled corn on the cob to cover the smell from making meth.#217Problems

[Jeff Lilly @JeffLillyDeux]

@HollandTaylor you made Bosom Buddies bearable. Thank you!

[Mother Jones @MotherJones]

If pro-choice activists want to stop Texas from regulating clinics maybe they should call them "fertilizer plants." http://t.co/WfuDkoTqTg