Jeff Lee

Author of THE SPEED OF LIGHT now available on Amazon.
Real Estate Broker at Engel & Völkers

[Jeff Lee @jefflizotte]

After a while, that Peloton became a very expensive towel rack. #peloton

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When I write a stressful email, I press SEND then flee to the kitchen.

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My friend Thomas drawing the cover of my upcoming book on a iPad while sharing PBRs.

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Sometimes I kick the amazon packages in the lobby if they are not for me.

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@PSLiterary End of day on the beach, open shirt.

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The ocean gives, the ocean takes. #OceanGate

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No coffee for 24h and my body starts breaking down at DNA level.

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

The map shows what ChatGPT considers the most notable thing about each European country. Mostly it got the stereotypes right I feel. As a foodie rather than a dancer I would've said paella for Spain (maybe Real Madrid or FC Barcelona). Source: https://t.co/vJQEwBMozV

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I wanna live wherever they shot Big Little Lies. You know, California but with a trench coat.

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My Instagram feed is now mostly wing suits and guys throwing cards.

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Time to reintroduce yourself to the crows around your house.

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The problem is that I seek to marry the woman equivalent of Adam Sandler.

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@ceciliaclyra Haha, well it must go a long way for the author

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In Seinfeld, the all seem to know each other's telephone numbers.

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@ceciliaclyra Try to remember that for every 100 "no" there is a "yes".

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Losers tend to fall back on trophy wives.

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My vision of hell is having to spend eternity with people who don't listen to the same podcasts. #podcast #hell

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One ring to rule them all. #masonjar

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@EveWhiteAgency Just did, thanks!

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@ZoePlant89 Thank you for re-opening submissions, I've sent a nugget your way.