Jeff

[𝔻𝕖𝕫✨🇵🇸 @GirlWhHrLkTs]

“Oa..? I never said I was gonna send you to Oa? I’m gonna send you to Apokolips.”

[Jeff @JeffM1997]

@LaughterHaver "We make a point to send The Smiling Grinner every week. Sunday at 7, on the dot, no matter what"

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

Finally.

[Husk @huskirl]

I’m locked out…

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

Trump April 23: I contacted people "that have worked for me in the past, doing swimming pools," and one gave me a great price on the Reflecting Pool project

Trump May 4: "I have some very good contractors," asked three of them to "do me a favor fellas" and go look at the Reflecting Pool, and the best one gave me a great price

Trump today: The Reflecting Pool contract "went to a contractor I did not know, and have never used before"

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

The little girl from Hereditary after hitting that pole:

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

POV you’re my wife cracking the bathroom door open after I’ve texted you “toilet paper”

[Jeff @JeffM1997]

Evidentally the car thinks the sweet sounds of @BWheelerMTG Vintage Cube is classical music, is it really wrong though?

[🕷️Smart Alec🕸️ @_TheSmartAlec1]

If I had my way every single movie ever released would have their own version of this

[Jeff @JeffM1997]

@mtgbanding "You see, its a type of basic land that taps for a red"

[amy @Amarghh]

Did Umbreon inspired eyeshadow for Pokemon Day but when i close my eyes I look like the Nightman ffs

[Jeff @JeffM1997]

My #MTGxTMNT prerelease experience in a nutshell

[noxe @noxeuuuu]

@Yendhay_ @Klauxgd @Galaxeiaa_Pawz @NOTLAFFOGRAMS @redzils_ @D33LAN33T @Bro_Pitbull @BALLSSSSSS66768 @_SirSmilesALot_ @SlothDamage

[Jeff @JeffM1997]

@JustHereForElo5 @CoolStuffInc Of course, Doom goes where he pleases