Jeff Morton 🇺🇦

Father, husband, self-proclaimed chef, baseball fan, long-suffering Detroit Lions masochist, digital marketing guy.

[Olena Rohoza @OlenaRohoza]

“AND YOU STILL DARE TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH…”

Sasha Legerman: This is too accurate not to share.

This Australian’s response to Trump’s rant that “NATO does nothing for America” is absolutely devastating:

“Mate. You run a country where 600,000 homeless people will sleep on the streets tonight.

A country where 40% of adults can’t cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money.

A country where insulin costs more than a car payment, and people ration it just to stay alive.

A country where medical debt is the number one cause of bankruptcy.

A country where women die in hospital parking lots because doctors are too afraid of abortion laws to treat miscarriages.

You imprison more of your own citizens than any country on Earth.
More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea.

In the land of the free, 2 million people sit in cages, and a quarter of them haven’t even been convicted of anything.
They’re simply too poor to afford bail.

Your life expectancy is declining. You’re the only developed nation where that’s happening.

Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba’s.

Your children practice active shooter drills between math and English classes while you sell defense stocks to your friends.

Your minimum wage hasn’t changed in 15 years.

Your teachers work two jobs, your veterans sleep under bridges, and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that never attacked you.

And now a convicted criminal — found liable for sexual abuse, defending a pedophile, sleeping with a porn star, and running the biggest dumpster-fire campaign since the Taliban — is thanking you for yet another disaster.

And you call Greenland badly governed?

Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world.
Nobody there goes bankrupt because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because insurance refused treatment.

‘NATO wasn’t there when we needed them.’

When exactly was that, champ?
September 11?

Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU.

Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU.

Australia wasn’t even in NATO, and we still showed up. For twenty years.

And then you left at 2 a.m. without telling anyone and left everybody else to clean up the mess.

You don’t care that a great nation is being terrorized by your friend, and you haven’t shown it a single ounce of sympathy.

So maybe before calling other countries badly governed, take a look at your own backyard, you aluminum siding salesman with a spray tan.

The only thing badly managed in this picture is your damn mouth.

And you still dare to lecture the rest of the world?”

[Eric Hosmer @TheRealHoz35]

Valdez found out what was going on but a couple innings too late and I’m sure was PISSED about it! Story got one in between the numbers because of it, I just had to break this down for Cheah couple days ago‼️

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

I could watch this no-look pickoff a thousand times and still be amazed every time 🤯

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Infielder stereotypes 😂 (nicky.cass1/TT)

[Jeff Morton 🇺🇦 @JeffMlive]

Evidently, this well researched paper is upsetting the White House, so I decided to share it. 😉 Enjoy! https://t.co/fHaS2Nc0f7

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

.@JamesTalarico: For 50 years, the religious right convinced our fellow Christians that the most important issues were abortion and gay marriage—two issues that aren't mentioned in the Bible.

Jesus tells us exactly how we're going to be judged: by feeding the hungry, by healing the sick, and by welcoming the stranger.

Don’t tell me what you believe. Show me how you treat other people, and I’ll tell you what you believe. Jesus gave us two commandments: love God and love neighbor.

There was no exception to that second commandment regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, immigration status, or religious affiliation.

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

It’s important that you understand what happened last night.

Last night, Stephen Colbert interviewed Democratic Texas Senate candidate James Talarico, a candidate who, by all accounts, is on track in the polls to flip Texas blue.

In response, Trump’s FCC reportedly threatened CBS if the interview aired.

CBS caved and pulled the segment, citing “financial reasons.”

In modern American history, no president has been more hostile to free speech than Donald Trump.

But censorship always backfires.

Here’s the full segment Trump didn’t want you to see.

[MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 @MAGACult2]

Dumbest. “President”. Ever. Donald Trump was just praising the United States cricket team. Here’s why that’s hilarious…

[Jeff Morton 🇺🇦 @JeffMlive]

100%

[Underwood Leashed @Underwood_szn]

I speak for every fanbase in the Big Ten when I say that we want Jeremy Fears suspended.

That is at least 6 DIRTY plays in the last 2 games.

He is trying to injure opposing players and needs to be punished.

[Jeff Morton 🇺🇦 @JeffMlive]

Looks like the links keep mysteriously disappearing. Lemme help out with that. https://t.co/AP5PkoDDsa

#insidececot #60Minutes

[Jeff Morton 🇺🇦 @JeffMlive]

Be sure to watch the video. Spot. On.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: VP Vance called the court order absurd.

Shapiro: He rose to some prominence by writing a book about growing up in Appalachia, where there are a whole lot of people who get SNAP. He made millions of dollars off telling their stories, and then he turned his damn back on those very people he likes to write about and claim as his own.

And you’ll excuse me for getting emotional about it, but when I see people in my state who are hungry because of Vance’s bullshit politics, that makes me angry.

That’s why I went to court, and that’s why we’re putting dollars on people’s SNAP cards—because that’s what the people of Pennsylvania deserve. And America deserves better than J.D. Vance.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Exactly

[Barb McQuade @BarbMcQuade]

Today at Detroit Metro Airport.

[Jeff Morton 🇺🇦 @JeffMlive]

@bldgUSAfuture So you and Matt are standing with this guy? …the one on the right.

[TexasTamie @TexasTamieK]

Truck yard Dallas Tx

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The new pope is from Chicago which means The Vatican is obviously missing the playoffs for at least the next five years.

[Jeff Morton 🇺🇦 @JeffMlive]

This is what’s happened since we’ve stopped teaching civics.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

On CNBC today, Elizabeth Warren had to explain to anchor Sara Eisen that Congress can in fact take away Trump's tariffs authority, and also that America is not ruled by a king who can make laws by decree.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Husbands returning to their families after watching The Masters for four straight days

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

How to understand the stock market if you only watch Fox News

[mason @onehandpolitics]

Trump’s rants makes so more sense when you give him a 3rd grader’s voice