Jeff Parsons

Pinball wizard in training. Bacon lover. Geek of all sorts. Co-host of The Q Morning Show on Q97.9.

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Avoiding the purge. Hello Twitter. I'm still here. 15 years and counting.

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Since Elon Musk bought the thing, I figured I'd pop my head in here again. Hi.

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@PatCallaghan6 Correction. @LVoornas posed the clear and present danger. I'd like to say she's learned her lesson, but no.

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That time The Q Morning Show crashed the News Center set and @PatCallaghan6 called for security. We haven't been in the building since.

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Today I am 50 years old as I have been reminded of by emails from Google, Facebook, Allstate, Red Robin, AARP, my dentist, my eye doctor, The Portland House of Pizza, @WheelofFortune and some guy I don't know named Alan. I guess there's no point in keeping it a secret.

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Searching for something on Twitter, I suddenly realize I still have a Twitter account.

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@calvin12d Not according to Guinness. https://t.co/DRBrui3tvI

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Hi. (It's really me. I haven't been hacked.)

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How my brain works: I scroll through my Facebook feed and see someone's post calling someone a typical male. Now I can't get Tina Turner out of my head.

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Wow. What a cluster Twitter has become. I miss the good old days back in '07 when it was just us geeks.

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@RyanGavinOnAir This is why I don't have cats.

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@ABC11_WTVD He's 96.

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My accidental joke about @spizzyspose on the Awesome Ashley Show. Also, why didn't anyone tell me I needed to comb my hair? https://t.co/ZgARnov7UN

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It's the Totally Awesome Vegan Food Truck circa 1985. @ Downtown Portland, Maine https://t.co/vmyJhwMz92

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Picking up essentials. https://t.co/Fan7x5MTnu

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4:17 AM and you wait for 2 minutes at a red light when there isn't another single soul on the road, but know the second you decide to run it, a police cruiser will appear out of nowhere.… https://t.co/BwYCP8gn6c

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What? We couldn't get @PatCallaghan6 some VIP seats? https://t.co/q2EAl4Ev6b

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What? @ WJBQ - Q97.9 https://t.co/lmPIYRVoI1

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I give it 20 minutes before they're all gone. https://t.co/EUY0q7dO9P

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@RyanGavinOnAir @PaulBrown_UK Well, since no one in that picture is my nephew. Yep.