Jeffrey McCormick

Financial Services Manager at Moffatt’s Mazda

[Jeffrey McCormick @Jeffrey10]

@gingersince88 Please be true

[Christopher Nolan Archives @NolanAnalyst]

According to @mrRuimy, Christopher Nolan is in talks to direct and write at least two James Bond films.

They would be true Fleming adaptations set in the period they were written.

[Jeffrey McCormick @Jeffrey10]

Angel Hernandez doing his best to usher in the robo umps. Man this guy is fucking terrible

[Umpire Auditor @UmpireAuditor]

Umpire Angel Hernandez missed 15 calls in the #Yankees #Marlins game and was the day's lowest rated umpire.

He remains dead last in correct call rate this season.

[Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy]

Breaking News: At a press conference in Mississauga this morning Doug Ford dislocates his shoulder while patting himself on the back for 20 minutes.

[Tyson Shushkewich @Tyson_MLB]

Instead of a ceremonial first pitch, Jose Bautista should launch a ceremonial home run and run the bases one last time

#BlueJays

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

Bo Jackson had an absolute RIFLE for an arm �

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

listen up, stupids:
Al Gore lost his election and fucked off and went home.
Bob Dole lost his election and fucked off and went home.
Mitt Romney lost his election and fucked off and went home.
Hillary Clinton lost her election and fucked off and went home.
Donald Trump lost his election and whined and plotted and begged and bullied and conspired with his flunkies and eventually sent a mob of armed morons to the Capitol to disrupt the certification so he could cling to power.
all because he's a big fucking baby.
and that's why your guy is in deep fucking shit right now.

[Instant Weather Ontario ⚡️ @IWeatherON]

This is unacceptable @elonmusk - people are being put in danger because they can’t access our critical severe weather information. You are going to get people killed.

[Jeffrey McCormick @Jeffrey10]

Always a good laugh 🤣

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Going back and watching all of these “Trump’s best words” videos from the Daily Show. If you need a laugh this fits the bill. 😂

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Sure, AR-15s are scary, but what about trampoline accidents? 2x4s? Heavy books?! @JordanKlepper

[Jeffrey McCormick @Jeffrey10]

Kikuchi for CY Young? Too soon? @BlueJays

[Jeffrey McCormick @Jeffrey10]

@gingersince88 @ABC 😐 wow! That’s scary as hell

[Jeffrey McCormick @Jeffrey10]

@gingersince88 lmao “Michael Obama”

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

.@jordanklepper found the small, but vocal, crowd of Trump supporters protesting his arrest

[Jeffrey McCormick @Jeffrey10]

@drawhcruhc I see Angel Hernandez is in mid season form already

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

Ángel Hernández called balls and strikes in today's game between Nicaragua and Venezuela and it was horrifying.

[Jeffrey McCormick @Jeffrey10]

@elonmusk 2 things:
1) some form of tweet marker so when I pick up my iPad, my timeline knows where I left of from my iPhone
2) “show more tweets” should expand UP not down, as I’m trying to read my entire timeline in reverse chronological order

[Jeffrey McCormick @Jeffrey10]

Cool wiper blade (not plural). What kind of motor is powering that?
God this thing is ugly.

[Tesla Owners Silicon Valley @teslaownersSV]

BREAKING: latest cybertruck siting. Looks like alien technology and CGI IRL. @elonmusk

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

my dude was ON ONE tonight

(seriously, this was all just from tonight)

[Jeffrey McCormick @Jeffrey10]

Fuck you, Elon

[Tapbots @tapbots]

Say Goodbye to Tweetbot.

We've been proud to serve you over the last 12+ years, but due to circumstances beyond our control, we have to shut down Tweetbot.

Thank you so much for your patience and outpouring of support over these tough times at Tapbots.

https://t.co/PjHePIkCpb

[Tapbots @tapbots]

Tweetbot has been around for over 10 years, we've always complied with the Twitter API rules.

If there's some existing rule that we need to comply with, we'd be happy to do so, if possible. But we do need to know what it is...

@TwitterDev, you know how to reach us.

[Jeffrey McCormick @Jeffrey10]

This is completely disrespectful to the developers of these apps, and the users who love them. The official Twitter app only exists because Twitter bought a third party app! Elon continues to fuck up this social network that’s already on life support.

[The Verge @verge]

Twitter says it’s intentionally blocking apps like Tweetbot https://t.co/2cKvKNZjM1

[Jeffrey McCormick @Jeffrey10]

After using #Tweetbot for a decade +, being forced to use the official Twitter client has made me realize why nobody has/uses this social network. This app is so disorganized and makes no fucking sense. If this is the end for 3rd party clients, @tweetbot will be missed