Arthur Morgan,
He uses a gun,
He thinks shooting people is fun,
This is a gross bastardization of his character overall,
And he loves it when he takes a fall,
He abuses his coworkers at the bar,
He drinks a lot, he’s baked like a tater tot,
Nobody recognizes him,
He can’t talk
I want coffee and in so tired so I lowkey need it but I like having coffee at my grandparents house so I have to wait until I actually get there 😔 my life is so hard 🔥 @jenniferlebi
What happened is, we grew lonely
living among the things,
so we gave the clock a face,
the chair a back,
the table four stout legs
which will never suffer fatigue.