You flatter yourself thinking his lack of jealousy is a sign of maturity,
sitting on your laurels while you rotate through the faces in your inbox.
You think you’re the one running the game.
do you guys ever have that time where you hit your funny bone so hard that static surged through your body so hard that you enter the static realm and spend 400 years trying to find your multiverse
Came home from my son’s baseball game to find this note from my daughter. 💀 Apparently Carol, our roomba, had a rough day at work and lost a limb. We’re asking for privacy while she recovers. 🤖 #PrayForCarol#Roomba#MomLife#ParentingHumor#FunnyKids Relatable AdultingFail
Updated with police statement on Jun. 30: Police told Mothership they received a call for assistance at about 9:45am on Jun. 28 after a man allegedly created a disturbance at a coffee shop in Block 184 Toa Payoh Central.