Jeffrey Long

Completely eccentric. Love both ST & SW. Don't hate. Like to joke and talk about my interests. Happily married. #Resistors #BlueCrew🌊

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I can already tell that it's going to be one of those days.

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@DebbieBurleson4 I thought they were free. The ones my wife gives me don't have any amount on them.

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@ClarkADavidson Rigg? Should John Steed be notified?

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@brclothwrites I'm an entitled asshole who's in a hurry?

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@bluertwo "I can't stop this feeling" B.J. Thomas or Blue Swede?

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Remember this? No, it isn't a kinky sex toy. At one point everyone who had a car owned one of these.

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Has anyone else found this to be true? While heating a mug of water in the microwave to make tea, when it stops the handle is invariably on the opposite side.

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@bluertwo They were askin' if you were around
How you was, where you could be found
I told 'em you were livin' downtown
Drivin' all the old men crazy

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@hana___anah I don't even know anyone who's had an abortion, but since I don't go around quizzing people on the subject I guess that's to be expected.
I did work with someone who had an ectopic pregnancy; the first time I ever saw someone actually pass out from pain.

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@krisalteyespy I don't own any lingerie anyway.

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@kittytriplet Chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes and peas & carrots.

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@DebbieBurleson4 It's an Easter tradition here. Watched at least 30+ times.

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@MisterSalesman Seismology.

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@BethT79 That disclaimer always kills me. How are you to know if you're allergic to it if you haven't ever taken it. I guess we should all carry epi-pens at all times, just in case.

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@krisalteyespy He actually would probably like that, as vain as he is.

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@brclothwrites I haven't flown for 20 years, so it's not something I think about much. My wife suffers from motion sickness, so she really needs a window seat.

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@Healthyfairy86 And most of those will be committed by people the victims know. A prudent person might make a list of 179 people who they know and knock one of them off to improve their own chances.

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@runsamuck2 You and my wife. I'm catching hell for things completely out of my control.

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@brclothwrites They called him Amos, though that wasn't his name. His mother had named him Robert, but he went by Rick. Tea time was his favourite part of the day.

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@SomewhatHistory 43 is a prime number.