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#Writer of #fiction for the adventurous. Winner Sacramento Film Festival. Author of 15 #books incl FIERCE, OUR PERFECT FLAWS, WATER. Novelist, screenwriter

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@xxdeadbunn1ezxx Those aren't men. Those are guys. There's a difference

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The Postman's Daughter series - Fierce, The Dollmaker, Excitable Boy. In print, audio, and #Kindle. Check out all my books at https://t.co/GpRuNT4ls4 #BookTwitter #books #thrillerbooks #serialkillers

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@realDonaldTrump Sounds like somebody needs his diaper changed.

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I've waited a very long time to see this tweet.

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@mcknight_writes Exactly. I mean, we're humans, after all. With feelings. That get hurt.

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@StormyDaniels And a grateful nation thanks you.

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@lilgrapefruits See? This is why Twitter is still the best place on earth. You are a national treasure.

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If you're not following @ms_frazzled you are missing the funniest, smartest, most timely content out there. She doesn't miss a single opportunity. And hits a bullseye every time. Somebody give her a show.

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@ms_frazzled Can you win an Emmy for a tweet?

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@ms_frazzled You are a national treasure. Your content is some of the funniest and most deadly accurate out there. Thank you. Please keep it up.

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All 14 of my #books are available to #read on #kindle. Search on #Amazon or visit https://t.co/GpRuNT4ls4. Dark, deep, funny, page-turning reads are a download away. #BookTwitter #BookLover #booktwt #AuthorsOfTwitter #WritingCommunity #Writers

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@whtishappening You say that like it's a bad thing.

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@madrid_mike @MarkHamill Dick Cheney is now the voice of reason in the Republican Party. We'll all just let that sink in.

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@EricIdle Maybe he would've gotten a free sub?

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@canine_nerd Sorry, eh?

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@shaun44iw Holy crap.

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@MSNBC please, for the love of all that's good and holy, bring @SteveKornacki a new outfit. And give him a few hours off. The poor guy's been standing at his computer for two days.