Jeff Schwarze

Actuary, Age 62. Married (Janice), 2 Kids (Brian 33, Katie 30). Hobbies: Playing basketball, playing poker. Chicago Bulls fan.

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@ByTimReynolds Heat and Magic

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@KevinOConnor This is clearly OKC cutting bait on a player while he still has value.

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@FezzikSports @ProFootballDoc Good luck Steve. Love your content.

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@JacobsVegasLife Wearing shorts in a casino in the 100+ degree summer. It's typically around 59 degrees in the casino.

[Jordan Patu @Jordan_Patu]

Cabo Verde should get the third placed medal now. Make England vs France a 4th place playoff.

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@cbefred Every minute he plays takes away a minute from a player with potential. Fuck him and let his ass sit.

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@jilltowers I got it in 5.

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@linadreaamy 222. Easy

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This is awesome.

[The Who Archive @thewhoarchive]

Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend appeared on the American late-night talk show hosted by actor and comedian Jimmy Fallon that airs on NBC with The Roots to perform their hit classic "Won't Get Fooled Again" with classroom instruments on May 15th, 2019

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@GoldenAgeScreen You forgot to list Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

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@ThatEricAlper M*A*S*H

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@GenTXer2 Three words. MAPLE, SCOUR, NIGHT. That's 15 common letters.

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@BBGreatMoments 1906 Cubs. 1961 Yankees.

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@Sleeper_Hoops Kurt Rambis

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Pocket tens. Never in doubt.

[PokerFlops ♠️ @TeamPokerFlops]

A massive preflop decision turns into a Main Event sweat. via @WSOP

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@greg16676935420 Table tennis should move up two spots.

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@Hoopss Idiot. Teams are scoring 110-120 pts per game during the LeBron era. The Bulls and opponents were scoring in the 80's. Get a clue.

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@funakistats How much has Zach Lavine made?

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So, there is a dealer change and he deals out the cards, but accidentally mucks that guy's cards. So we wait for the next hand. An early position guy shoves for 225... the JT guys calls for 190. I look down in small blind with QQ and shove. It holds! My 300 stack is about $1200

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Day #7. What a day. Played two hours of BigO at Paris but things got a little crazy, so I left up about $160. Playing holdem at Horseshoe. Guy to my left is drinking an raising and bluffing over and over. He built a huge stack, thenstarted docking off.

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One guy who lost chips to the maniac is all in for about 50 and is called three ways. He announces, if he wins, he is going all in blind. He wins with JT on QT9xT board.