The Gong Farmer

[WeGotitBack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸 @NotFarLeftAtAll]

It emerged during the MPs' expenses scandal of 2009 that Andy Burnham submitted a single expenses claim for £16,644 to cover the purchase of the property, covering their stamp duty and legal fees as well as a new kitchen.

By claiming the windfall as a parliamentary expense, Andy Burnham escaped having to pay thousands of pounds in Capital Gains Tax – a levy that his allies want him to increase when he becomes PM. 

It seems that Andy and Angela Rayner have more in common than first thought.. avoid paying taxes

[WeGotitBack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸 @NotFarLeftAtAll]

🇬🇧 Aldi Supermarkets don’t sell Halal meat.

We don’t sell any certified Halal meat and our policy is that all animals used in the production of Aldi’s own label meat and poultry must be pre-stunned before slaughter.

🇬🇧 Well done Aldi 👍🏻 I like Aldi 👍🏻

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

Stop calling politicians public servants. They aren't serving us, they serve themselves.

Just call them retards.

[Cristo @cristo_radio]

Insufferable, over promoted, out of touch, self indulgent narcissists, the lot of them.

[Inevitable West @Inevitablewest]

Everyone from every walk of life is celebrating Starmer's downfall today:

Farmers. Children. Christians. Veterans. Pub owners. Sports fans. Pensioners.

Everything British, he hated. This is the beginning of the fight back… 🇬🇧

[Sir Shoaib @SirshoaibS]

@UB1UB2

[Skipster @FarRightSkip]

Restore should tell 16 & 17 year olds they'll give them free booze and fags. Outlflank Starmer and his social media ban.

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

Good to know that the first priority for Andy Burnham is raising taxes to pay out the WASPI women. Of all the things to spend £10bn on I struggle to think of a less deserving group of whingers.

[Dr. Dame Katy Denise CH GBE 🏳️‍⚧️🇳🇬🪑 @damekatydenise_]

Artificial topiary balls, the whole Le Cruset collection, hand cream & £150 on a tea pot…

Not only did Nicola not see the motorhome, she didn’t see that her husband was a raging homosexual.

[Keir Wrong Un @keirwrong]

"Dear Diary, Tony Blair was mean to me today. He doesn't understand my vision for the UK, that is a high tax, low aspiration, no industry cesspit full of free range criminals, NHS middle managers and endless nonces. I hope one day Tony will share my dream"

[H @AuntieBoooog]

🤔

[Paul Cox @PaulCoxComedy]

Well, I’m off to Gaza today. I’ll be marching on my own, protesting the changes to my garden waste bin collection. Because it makes just as much f**king sense as the purple hair lady penis people.

[Patriotic 🇬🇧 Nation @HoodedClaw1974]

Traitor.💯

[🙏🌧🌍 @godblesstoto]

"I could be so good for you if you'd just let me prove myself. Honestly this time it will be different. I promise."

The man has zero self respect.

[Lee Hurst @LeeHurstComic]

Starmer makes his big speech at 10am today.
He will tell us he ‘hears us’.
He will make up an imaginary reason why you didn’t vote for him and try to convince you that’s why you didn’t.
This imaginary reason will be something he can ‘fix’ by doing more of what he is already doing.
Expect to be late on your journey today as he will be throwing people under buses.

[Mike Graham 🇬🇧 @Iromg]

Stop the fucking pro-Muslim anti-Semitic marches you absolute shitweasel…