Jeff Probst

Host/Narrator of Survivor, that’s me, Jeff probst. BIG fan of Parody & Satire

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second place gets a slightly smaller Zac Brown. still good, just a little smaller #survivor

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if i had my druthers, rest of the damn Season is just Zac Brown. #survivor

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Sincerely,
Probs

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Albania,

Hello.

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someone gonna get med evac’d for having Imposter syndrome this season, s2g

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I am not gonna comment on what you want me to comment on (cedrek’s head IS very shiny in person )

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i told them to bring milk for david lol
they were like “really??” and i was like
“ya lol”

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you guys will not believe this, i had been tweeting for months MONTHS on what i thought was my cell phone but was actually just the rock shane powers pretended was his blackbery in whatever season he was on. anyway im back

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venus sweeping dirt like she’s in a dang play

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I AM A GOD

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and dont forget to watch G-G-G-GHOSTS!! on cbs, streaming on paramount+

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you have had a scone at a carnival

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rolling up to the grieving widow’s house with do-it-yourself tacos & soft drinks

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i actually taught that stick bug that move

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“excuse me: i am mormon. i am gay. i’m a school principal. i’m new in town.”

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the challenge makers showed me their immunity challenge for today and it’s fucking soccer. like verbatim, it’s just soccer. Idk how to tell them without braking their hearts

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someone tell bruce ive been on more survivors than him

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straight up named a tribe Reba this season cuz that girly a survivor 😤

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[raises hands up]

LOVE WINS IMMUNITY AND A SNEAK PREVIEW OF JACK AND JILL!

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you know me, i love love