Jeff Storm

[Jeff Storm @JefStorm]

It’s a bold strategy as a way to stop mass shootings, but I must say; it seems to be working

[Jeff Storm @JefStorm]

Just shushed at a rock concert????
#radiohead

[Jeff Storm @JefStorm]

That feeling when your strategy of bidding in the silent auction assuming you’ll get outbid backfires

[Jeff Storm @JefStorm]

Goal Seville

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A weird thing about Spain is that you can smoke in the soccer stadium

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I hope someone scores

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Seville soccer game, it’s early, but I’m not sure which team is Seville

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The thing about being in a country where you don’t speak the language is you can never be 100% confident you ordered what you think you did

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In Spain, this country need capitalism

[Jeff Storm @JefStorm]

There has to be a way to make grocery store check out lines more efficient #getonitscience

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For the record, turns out man dancing at the pizza shop is on drugs, and now dancing in the middle of a downtown street #themoreyouknow

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These commercials during the middle of the play are the worst thing to happen to the NFL since CTE @CBSSports @NFL #dontyouhaveenoughmoney

[Jeff Storm @JefStorm]

Don't want to alarm anyone, but I think the climate may be changing. Is there a scientist we could ask to study this? #dontwanttocauseafuss

[Jeff Storm @JefStorm]

I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think something is wrong with the sun. Has anyone told the government? #dontwanttocauseafuss

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Finally, a president with enough guts to say "if you're different than me in any way you don't get to do things" about time

[Jeff Storm @JefStorm]

Every article about millennials; "new generation different than the last generation, freak out!!" #millennials

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Does a single actor from LOST currently have work? #askingforafriend #6seasonsandamovie

[Jeff Storm @JefStorm]

Have we tried giving North Korea a Pepsi?

[Jeff Storm @JefStorm]

Just watched #24Legacy and now I'm at a building with a door man and my first instinct is to try to take him out. Need to quit watching TV

[Jeff Storm @JefStorm]

Sweden stood with us after Bowling Green, now we must stand with Sweden #swedenincident #BowlingGreenMasacre