Jeff Funkhouser

Physics Instructor at TCU, husband to Abby, father to Meredith and Melanie, avid fan of the Dallas Stars.

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Can you say “Bobrovsky”?

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@RicahrdJames @DallasStars @JasonRob1999 He’s 3rd.

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@StealthSportsX @BruceLeVinePuck Because opposing players will target the injured location … see Darnell Nurse v Roope Hintz WCF2025.

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You’ve got to be kidding, right?? The player safety department is headed by George Parros, one of the biggest goons in the last two decades!! How would anyone assume he’s going to do something to remove goonery?!?

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@SaadYousuf126 which i agree with, but that’s what the department of player safety is for. hand down more harsher punishments for scummy moves like this that intentionally try to injure or cheap shot a known injured spot.

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@goodsticklehk @BizNasty2point0 @spittinchiclets Why would anyone expect a similar narrative? STL 8th seed in West not expected to make the playoffs at all let alone contend for the Cup. Avs perennial Cup contenders w/ arguably two of the top 5 players in the league who controlled 6 of 7 games this series. Avs in their ‘window’

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@RiseFromTheAshZ @Sportsnet @FriedgeHNIC It was an $1150 seat.

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@scuderiamick47 $100 would be super cheap

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@destscaredaf @NHLPR Well, I mean there WAS a breakaway but didn’t see any penalty and he certainly did shoot. So, not sure what scoring chance that ‘replaced’.

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@mlbparlay @SportsCenter 10 for 23 (43%) since 2/22. Nobody's been better.
Perhaps you haven't watched them recently.
>20% since 1/1/25.

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@Whaler_Cane @BruceLeVinePuck Not 'will' get it done - DID get it done. Alas. No GM of the Year for Tulsky.

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@PSGTexan @BruceLeVinePuck We DID win a Stanley Cup with Nieuwendyk as the Conn Smythe winner from that deal. Both players went to the HoF. Who DIDN'T win a Cup with that deal??

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@browneyes41378 @starsfanerik I mean he likely hurt his head on Miro’s thigh - sprained neck!

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@Ronerags1 @spittinchiclets Just ELEVEN (11) previous offenses: 7 fines and 4 previous suspensions averaging one every 60 games in ten-ish seasons.

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@pokerguy43 @RobertTiffin Haha - funny. I didn’t notice Hintz aim Stone’s head sideways as he fell to make contact just above the knee, but maybe all the angles I saw were ‘bad angles’.

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So Steady Aim

[Michael Henry @spiritmantis]

@mikemearls I usually make the players keep their bonus actions simple.

I do allow a ranged to “aim” as a bonus Action sometimes for +4. But they have to stay still, no movement, no passive perception

Like when you’re really concentrating on aiming in real life

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@mikemearls I usually make the players keep their bonus actions simple.

I do allow a ranged to “aim” as a bonus Action sometimes for +4. But they have to stay still, no movement, no passive perception

Like when you’re really concentrating on aiming in real life

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@SotNJD @NHLPlayerSafety Played a total of 136 min earning 95 penalty minutes for his time!

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@OwenNewkirk @NHLPlayerSafety His career has been 136 min in 22 NHL games accruing 95 penalty minutes and 12 games of suspension! He’s literally had to pay more in fines than he’s earned in salary. The definition of detriment to the team. If he ever plays another game of professional hockey GM & coach liable!

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@BruceLeVinePuck Shines a brighter light on Nils’ play to start the year. If he’s in over Dumba, then both Nils is improved and Dumba’s sukked.

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⁦@kilroi22⁩ the threaded holes are NOT this size.