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I created all this, but damned if I know how to work it.

[h @Jehova]

I think I'll go find someone deserving and slap them around with a rotten salami. Yes... A perfect way of cheering up.

[h @Jehova]

@fandoconejo Yup. I also occasionally quit existing.

[h @Jehova]

@samgerrits ?

[h @Jehova]

@antonyadelaar I've tried telling them to bring whiskey and pie, but they never listen.

[h @Jehova]

My Flock (You Jehovah's Witnesses): Tone it down a little. And try bringing a peace offering like whiskey or pie. It will help your cause.

[h @Jehova]

@grin_white_grin The more you deny something, the stronger it becomes.

[h @Jehova]

@solidgoldbars But back to one you'll go again, and find yourself a wage of sin.

[h @Jehova]

@MICASSASSIN That is so. There's a terrible lack of personal and governmental accountability going on in this world.

[h @Jehova]

And off I go to handle a problem in the fabric of Time and Space...

[h @Jehova]

@cchllover Can't be a witness if you haven't seen me. ;) And I'm invisible.

[h @Jehova]

@FuckOuttaHereYo That's because there's a wire loose 'up there'. Best get that looked at.

[h @Jehova]

@enma_425 You'd be better getting a GPS. :)

[h @Jehova]

Would it be too much to ask if I requested you all take some time to actually think about what you're doing? Probably so.

[h @Jehova]

But, the mistake has been made. And here you all are. Aware and doing the best you can to fuck, kill, steal from, and love each other.

[h @Jehova]

I'm disappointed in how humans turned out. I suppose it's my fault after all. I shouldn't have assumed that they wouldn't want knowledge.

[h @Jehova]

It's like spending a few million on your son, only for them to turn around, proclaim themselves gay, and leave with a group of hippies.

[h @Jehova]

Some people have called me bitter. I suppose I am at times.

[h @Jehova]

@kristanakrista Yes?

[h @Jehova]

@Kiee2HisHeart I think you're misinformed. I'm not coming back any time soon. Not until you humans can get along with one another.

[h @Jehova]

@ReckLessAssNia But do you have your whiskey?