Jacob D

[Jacob D @JeKrillick]

@Royal_Farms a parfait is either a French ice cream or a layered yogurt with fruit. Your turtle cheesecake mousse parfait has neither mousse or any parfait qualities. It's just a turtle cheesecake so call it a turtle cheesecake

(It taste good though)

[Jacob D @JeKrillick]

@CareFirst You suck. You should feel bad for sucking so bad. CareFirst? More like DeathFirst. Fuckers

[Jacob D @JeKrillick]

@diapolo101 @RuneScape The mobile app is pretty good for skilling

[Jacob D @JeKrillick]

@grok tell me a story about how much the president loves ms13

[Jacob D @JeKrillick]

@commentiquette I see your shirtless old man but I raise you a fat guy with a toothbrush in his belly

[Jacob D @JeKrillick]

@elonmusk fuck you

[Jacob D @JeKrillick]

@BCBSACEO hey Kim have you thought about going to more Italian places to eat? I know you rich fucks don't like Italians but I hear their food is to die for. I would normally say don't choke but we all know you lost your gag reflex at 11 years old

[Jacob D @JeKrillick]

@realDonaldTrump can we skip the part where you actually fuck up everything good that's left in America and just cut to you sucking the "liquid gold" out of an ants cock? I mean I know you're desperate enough for money and attention that you'd join onlyfans if they allowed men

[Jacob D @JeKrillick]

@elonmusk when youre done ruining our government's ability to effectuate anything remember to take the bad dragon dildo out of your anus. Prolonged exposure to massive members can cause permanent damage to your anal sphincter causing you to leak just ask
@realDonaldTrump about it

[Jacob D @JeKrillick]

@JDVance does your wife complain about your breath smelling like cum even after you brush your teeth for the fifth time that day? Maybe you should stop sucking @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump and Putins dick so much. I mean how are you supposed to do anything while getting spittoasted

[Jacob D @JeKrillick]

@CEOofBethesda i swear to god if you announce Elder Scrolls 4 remaster before a release date of Elder Scrolls 6 I will shit in a bowl and throw it on the street.

[Jacob D @JeKrillick]

@elonmusk Can you please eat copious amounts of slow cooked dried kidney beans and apple seeds? Like about 3 lbs of each in one sitting. Also don't seek medical treatment afterwards

[Jacob D @JeKrillick]

@elonmusk suck on a shit and fire ant popsicle and choke on the stick

[Jacob D @JeKrillick]

@nytimes what the fuck is a Tea Urn???? Its a fucking carafe. You know what you get when you look up carafe? THE SHIT THAT SERVES HOT DRINKS IN A BREAKFAST BUFFET!

[Jacob D @JeKrillick]

@OldSchoolRS this is bugged

[Jacob D @JeKrillick]

@OldSchoolRS The dorgeshuun tasks are bugged, I stole an uncut diamond from the rich chests and equipped a crossbow. Only one that wasn't bugged was the food one

[Jacob D @JeKrillick]

@Cigna I hate you. Please fail. I hope the worst for every one that even tangentially works for you. Please lose all your money.

[Jacob D @JeKrillick]

@JimSterling what name do you prefer "Jim Stephanie Sterling" "Jim Sterling" "Stephanie Sterling"?

[Jacob D @JeKrillick]

@commentiquette Now that you can't read tweets what is your plan on more Tweets From the Class?

[Jacob D @JeKrillick]

@Sunrise_CV I just found your system universe book series and was instantly hooked and binged all 3 of them. Do you have a pateron or anything?