hyDe 🇺🇸

Well that escalated quickly..

[hyDe 🇺🇸 @JekyllsGone]

I’ll post this shit on LinkedIn, idgaf.

[gas station dream girl @cheygoulet]

Absolutely crazy to think that Leonardo DiCaprio’s future girlfriend is currently nervous for her first day of kindergarten.

[hyDe 🇺🇸 @JekyllsGone]

Chapter 1: Ground wasps attack at the sound of lawn mowing.

Result: Pissed off and ready for revenge.

Chapter 2: The Revenge:

Result: Complete fucking destruction of enemy habitat during nocturnal operation.

[Man of Letters @manofletterz]

I store my abs under a layer of fat for safe keeping

[TRAUMARESPONSE 🦈 @TRAUMA_RESP0NSE]

I hope this email finds you with a gun to your head.

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

She asked and they delivered

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

I saw this floating around - 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 funny.

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

I see what you're doing right now, you should be ashamed of yourself.

[TRAUMARESPONSE 🦈 @TRAUMA_RESP0NSE]

Drag me, rewrite me, twist it all, go crazy, but don’t forget your spiritual bullshit is nothing but a cheap disguise for your own fuck ups.

[hyDe 🇺🇸 @JekyllsGone]

Except of course you realize the only thing you’ve seen all weekend is Bambi

[hyDe 🇺🇸 @JekyllsGone]

Some of you have never known the peace of a weekend in the woods.

[hyDe 🇺🇸 @JekyllsGone]

Had to go pick up a new set of wrenches today.

An hour later and $650 worth of tools, I had to go back in and get the wrenches.

[James, The Saint of Assholes @LordOfFuckery]

Being a dad is like being Batman… if Batman was broke, tired, and fought crime with dad jokes.

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

i have read the room and decided to be illiterate

[♡ 𝙱𝚎𝚎 ♡ @Benedicta_Bee]

STOP👏🏻COOKING👏🏻FISH👏🏻IN👏🏻THE👏🏻FUCKING👏🏻BREAKROOM👏🏻

[hyDe 🇺🇸 @JekyllsGone]

I see a lot of 30+ year olds talking about wild sex positions. Let’s not act like for a second this is even possible.

Proof is in the pillow. Go ahead, sleep with the wrong one. Report back in the morning when you feel like you fell out of a 3rd story window.

[hyDe 🇺🇸 @JekyllsGone]

Wild how big these lakes are.

[hyDe 🇺🇸 @JekyllsGone]

OKC MVPs

[hyDe 🇺🇸 @JekyllsGone]

I’ll just spend the day at the lake.

[hyDe 🇺🇸 @JekyllsGone]

Whoa, you act like that’s not some grade A fucking corn over there.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Thoughts on the new Indiana welcome sign?