If you have a big dick there is no way you can really fail at life. If things get bad you can just look at your big dick and get happy, if they go good you can do the same but feel double happy. It's quite unfair, really.
@Arlieth Might be windows itself. My windows 11 and Bazzite PCs have the exact same specs and the Linux PC crashed once or twice since built and Windows crashes multiple times a week to where I never play ranked games on it.