Jello

Jello, aka Cool & Fruity. 1 y.o. male tux kitty seeks ohter cat tweeies for hidin in teh closet, stalkin birdies & chasin teh laser pointer. Follow me.

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Celing Cat sez 2 him, "Yo, Jacob, Get rid o' dat handle cuz now u b Israel, d00d!" So he name be Israel." Genesis 35:10 http://bit.ly/8xuuf7

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ruh roh. pounced on mama this mornin. she gasped an said we're cuttin mah nails.

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deeer in da bakyard. far less intrestin den birdies.

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@Spencer_Socks naw, i kant come to da #pawpawty 2day. mamas goin to grandmas an she dont let me go to pawtys when shes not here. :(

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@Spencer_Socks purrrrr an a nose tap. nice ta meet youz too!

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big flash of lite an sky go booooooooom! im runnin away then goin bak to teh window! iz not skeered! ok maybee lil bit. mama too lil bit.

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@ThePixelMoon ur a gud pal! mah mama kud taek a lesson from ur Mommo! ill tell her loudly.

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pay attenshun to me! no, not nao. im ignorin yoo nao. hey! why arent yoo payin attenshun to me??

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@ThePixelMoon *run run run* *pant pant pant* *looks around* whew! it waz eeder here or under da bed!

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run fur ur 9 lives - its da vakyoom kleener!!!

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mah pal @kittenchloe is new to da twitter an she needs lotsa anipals! i told her evereebodee was real nice, so give her sum nose taps. :)

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@sparklecat wats rong wit ur hoomans boyfrend? u no liek him? he no feed u rite? he liek dogs bettar?

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wat did i do? i went in mah litter box wat did u tink i did? u tink ur poop smells anee beter?

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@CheeeWOWa bitch, please. lololol. :D

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@koshercatnip wate wate - u meen all dis tyme mama been given me TREYF catnip??? didnt know dere wuz such a ting!

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i see u paper bag - dont tink dat i dont! im comin for u....maybee nao...maybee later...but im comin, an wehn i do dere will be heck 2 pay!

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stalkin tings in da kitchen. mama sayz dey invizibel. i say she not lookin hard enuf. we all know whoz rite.

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@ThePixelMoon aw, tanx man! mama a gud hooman and lubs me lots. she lets me lik da tuna pouch 2!

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@sparklecat i gots a gud hooman, rite? i tell u a seekrit - she eben givez me da lam chop boen wehn she don wit it! not b2 tho...still lam!

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@najeema i did! i givez mama lots of nose taps an rubs! prrrrrrrr.