"we had a good ted show once!"
"oh yea?"
"yea, but they got him"
"wait what does that mean??"
"I liked him too"
"what do you mean 'they got him'?????"
"Used to have funny bits with no cutaway gags. Good guy"
Pros: we took a picture of the fundamental fabric of matter, the absolute minimal possible reduction. We transcended human limits in a profound way. This is comparable to the moon landing.
Cons: It's hexagonslop again.
the stripper loves me, and the record store guy respects my taste, and the barista is genuinely interested in my morning, and the tattoo artist thinks i can sit really well,
sometimes i see other guys' pretransition photos and I'm like yeah... if we'd been friends in middle school we would've done the slender man stabbing together