Jemima Sampson

Politics and International Relations graduate from @SalfordUni, Labour Party member & lcfc fan. Proud member of #TheIndecentMinority

[Jemima Sampson @Jemima1989]

I hope Mike Tyson does the ear thing again.

[Jemima Sampson @Jemima1989]

Any? Fucking hell lads, get ready for 60 minutes of additional time.

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| BREAKING: FIFA is looking to create a new system called Football Video Support (FVS), which would let coaches "challenge" any refereeing decisions they believe are incorrect. 📺

[@lequipe]

[Jemima Sampson @Jemima1989]

@MaccaLiv19 Superb.

[Jemima Sampson @Jemima1989]

QAnon about to have a fit... oh no, wait, never mind.

[CNN Politics @CNNPolitics]

President-elect Donald Trump has chosen Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz as his pick for attorney general https://t.co/Aum7zWq9Iu

[Jemima Sampson @Jemima1989]

They are absolutely shagging each other.

[Jemima Sampson @Jemima1989]

America about to be renamed the United States of X.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump announces that Elon Musk will lead the Department of Government Efficiency alongside Vivek Ramaswamy.

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

The Office of Government Efficiency is off to a great start with split leadership: two people to do the work of one person.

Yeah, this seems REALLY efficient.

[Jemima Sampson @Jemima1989]

The people of Gaza have suffered enough without having to watch Everton as well.

[Abubaker Abed @AbubakerAbedW]

Football ahead of war reporting 😂😂

From @WestHam Vs @Everton yesterday. It was a very sluggish and boring game. But terrific saves from either side's goalie.

#PremierLeague

[Jemima Sampson @Jemima1989]

US elections are simply too important to be left to Americans.

[Paula McGowan OBE @PaulaMc007]

#Oliverscampaign
It is the anniversary of Oliver’s death tomorrow. I am standing on the edge of the water, thinking how time has stood still, the pain of losing Oliver hadn't eased, then look what appeared

[Jemima Sampson @Jemima1989]

Bro, eat a carb and chill the fuck out.

[Jemima Sampson @Jemima1989]

I am 100% certain Anne Frank didn't go to the Johan Cruyff Arena to sing about murdering Arabs in the 1930s.

[𝐍𝐢𝐨𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐠 🇮🇷 ✡︎ @NiohBerg]

It's happening again.

I'm so sorry.

[Jemima Sampson @Jemima1989]

@nocontextfm1 Football Manager is not a game it is a LIFESTYLE.

[Jemima Sampson @Jemima1989]

@Socket1Sophie Because they all only have two brain cells but can only ever use one of them at any given time.

[Jemima Sampson @Jemima1989]

One bad documenty and Kate's been dragged out of her cancer recovery bed.

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Princess of Wales will join King Charles and Prince William at Remembrance events this weekend, Buckingham Palace says
https://t.co/C1Eo5OoSnp

[Jemima Sampson @Jemima1989]

@LeeAndersonMP_ Who was in charge in October 2023, Lee?

[The_Moron_Hunter @TheMoronHunter1]

Millionaires: THE BUDGET IS A DISASTER!

Millionaire Farmers: THE BUDGET IS A DISASTER!

Bank of England: 0.25% interest rate cut, making thousands of mortgages cheaper for working people.

Open your eyes people. It's time to stop listening to millionaires when it comes to tax.

[Jemima Sampson @Jemima1989]

@BBCSport Leicester fans

[Jemima Sampson @Jemima1989]

Americans are pay pigs.

[bin @BinAffleck]

I’m convinced yall broke asf in the UK is that not a good price

[Jemima Sampson @Jemima1989]

John get the fuck back in your time machine and fix whatever it is that you touched! #USElection2024

[John Wicker Park @phonybone]

what if trump loses and then runs against kamala harris in 4 years and wins