Jemima

hi

[Meg ✨ @mxgbx]

Some of you should stop with the "not a SECOND lockdown 😭😭" btw we all have u on insta, we know u didnt even participate in the first one

[Jemima @Jemima97]

@chloerharries @KaliSa____96 🤣🤣 magic juice love it

[Jemima @Jemima97]

@chloerharries @10candan Omg yes 🤣🤣🤷🏼‍♀️

[Neil Friday McGourty @Mcgourty22N]

Why do they have to do these photo ops of politicians pulling pints or serving food? I don’t come to your work and starve 2 million Kids do I?

[MARINA @MarinaDiamandis]

There is such a thing as buying too many flowers.

This was that time.

[Q.🍫 @PINKdot_COM]

I love it here.

[Jemima @Jemima97]

@WW2HistoryGal @LKTranslator Wales - I have never understood the term ‘Land of the free’ for the U.S. Its history (as well the UK’s) exemplifies the shackles the government and authorities have on its people, and this is just another time in history that will add to that. It’s so sad!

[Ellesse🇯🇲 @Ell_RX]

Racism is that engrained into Britain that they call Chinese takeaways ‘ch*nky’ and Asian owned stores ‘the p*ki shop’. But they will argue that it’s not racism

[David Mitchell @RealDMitchell]

There’s currently an annoying helicopter circling around while I’m trying to work. I assume it’s the police checking that, as per the latest government guidance, everyone’s doing whatever the fuck they like.

[Sam Holder @samholdertv]

This van has just turned up outside Dominic Cummings house @SkyNews

[Tony Diver @Tony_Diver]

A campaign van has turned up outside Dominic Cummings’ house in Islington and is playing new clips and a video of Boris thanking the public for their sacrifice

[Jemima @Jemima97]

@chloerharries @KurtisNorman 😐😂

[Jemima @Jemima97]

@ShaunWillo92 @chloerharries “didn’t realise Wales wasn’t in England”. Doesn’t say much for what’s between her ears 😐

[Jemima @Jemima97]

@charileclarke The amount of backlash this tweet is getting off guys saying “didn’t happen”, just shows how out of touch people can be when they don’t experience it themselves. Start listening to women in your life, your friends, your sisters, your mothers and they’ll all have similar stories.

[mark townsend @trickyvicar]

Some people are frustrated because they can't go to the pub!

Poor you - I've just been speaking to a lovely elderly lady who's husband's funeral I'm doing soon.

He died of Covid 19 and she's not seen him since March!!!

[grace @idesheaven]

men will tweet “women aren’t funny” and then go watch an episode of the office written by mindy kailing and be like “this is real comedy”

[Jemima @Jemima97]

@bibliojessi @chloerharries more comedy gold for your evening

[Jemima @Jemima97]

@chloerharries @ephwinslow Omg 😂 definitely a microwave 😂

[Jemima @Jemima97]

@dog_feelings @pat_moseley