Jeremy🪩

Look, I have no idea what I'm doing.

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[Jeremy🪩 @Jems_Dead]

I desperately need someone to have a camera on Mamdani tonight when Trump is inevitably booed by every knicks fan at MSG

[Jeremy🪩 @Jems_Dead]

Didn't get to see Chris lake but at least I got the express train home

[Jeremy🪩 @Jems_Dead]

@r_batchelor_ Reading this felt like having a stroke

[Jeremy🪩 @Jems_Dead]

In hilarious news my sister was the one who had to design these

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

now why does NJ Transit make this shirt in adult sizes

[Jeremy🪩 @Jems_Dead]

Me the last time I was at the beach

[Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @MarkoRaassina]

It's beach time

[Jeremy🪩 @Jems_Dead]

@slvttyberry I may be down bad but at least I'm not that down bad

[Daniel but sports @throwing_daniel]

In restaurant situations the MLB app is like cocomelon for grown men with autism

[sayi+ @dubukiro]

it’s not even sleep dept no more, it’s sleep bankruptcy

[Jeremy🪩 @Jems_Dead]

You'd think someone as regularly down bad as me would've figured out flirting by now, but no, not even a little

[Jeremy🪩 @Jems_Dead]

Minding my business and what do I get? Attacked.

[Jeremy🪩 @Jems_Dead]

Tom's out of town this weekend so the group chat is all borrowing Stella

[stellar ☆ @crystalbitty]

on a date that a lot of you bitches wish you were on (i’m with @Jems_Dead )

[Jeremy🪩 @Jems_Dead]

@crystalbitty Shout out the car that showed zero sign of slowing down while we were in the crosswalk

[stellar ☆ @crystalbitty]

on a date that a lot of you bitches wish you were on (i’m with @Jems_Dead )

[Jeremy🪩 @Jems_Dead]

me and who?

[Gold Bell @GoldBellClips]

She's a keeper

[Jeremy🪩 @Jems_Dead]

The staties only pull you over if you're in the left lane and not letting them pass when they're doing 95

[kaylee @kaayhay_]

only in the country of New Jersey can you hit 90 past a state trooper and not get pulled over

[Jeremy🪩 @Jems_Dead]

@nathanlikeswubs @svdden_thomas It does make locating the group very easy so there is a purpose

[Jeremy🪩 @Jems_Dead]

Everyone's down bad on the timeline this week, happy Thursday

[Jeremy🪩 @Jems_Dead]

@veektoriyahh You're a figment of my imagination. If you aren't real then you weren't really at dnbnl without me yesterday

[Jeremy🪩 @Jems_Dead]

Women are so pretty I wish they were real

[Jeremy🪩 @Jems_Dead]

@TrapLordSprinks The Bible says Jesus is with us always. Sometimes I let him pick the video.