Jen

At least my cat thinks I'm funny.
Appalachian plant and evolution nerd. The otters name is Obi Wan and you can visit him at the WNC Nature Center.

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Does anyone else experience this same bit of sexism where the guy at the auto parts store always assumes the guy that comes in after you and is in line behind you is with you.

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I would like to spark joy for @hankgreen and let him know that the song Pelicans We by @cosmosheldrake exists.

#piples

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Appointments to get an asylum hearing shouldnt be like getting a lightning lane at Disney

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@appodlachia Homemade jerky

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@CHEZPHOTO @Hedge_Goblin Because gay people live and exist and build funky art communities in red states too believe it or not

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@CHEZPHOTO @nuptialhecatomb Maybe it's because a lot of queer people live in NC and feel support led by their communities. We are everywhere and that includes the south

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If you ever think the day will come when you don't have to sit on a piece of wood to weigh it down, I am 28 and sitting on a kitchen counter to weigh it down while my dad screws it in

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I've lost about 25 pounds recently and the only people that have complimented me are the Hispanic men at work who don't speak English which is it's own special kind of delight.

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I didn't earn this, and frankly I'm a little mad about it

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How is it that I can go three days without drinking an ounce of water but my lips need to be moisturized every 4 minutes

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Lowe's: 9 days, three phone calls, two trips, and one good cry for my in store pick up.

Home Depot: One bored gay man says 'here ya go' while I'm distracted by the plants on clearance.

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My Spanish must be getting good cause for the first time the burrito place put jalapenos in my burrito.

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My working memory is a turkey in a cornfield who can't find anything to eat

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I'd have gotten through Westworld a lot faster if I knew leather daddy Tessa Thompson was in my future

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I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse that the only time I really feel like I need to clean my crafting area is when I can't find something, which is the seam ripper most of the time

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@humanhouseplant I hate mowing so much and a lawn full of violets and wild strawberry sounds adorable

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I moved and all my stuff is still in boxes and I don't know which box my toilet paper is in and I have to poop

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The following is a haiku composed by me, a woman working in a male dominated environment

Would you look at that
Once again I am correct
So start listening

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It's our first poop together in the new house. She's so brave 🥹

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One of my favorite things to do these days is go through my sisters business Instagram and find typos.