Jenson Tan

Not blonde but balding.

[Jenson Tan @Jen_riel]

I have harboured the thought of inviting all the guys I've made out with in London for a party and watch how they interact with each other. Well I have three years to plan this.

[Jenson Tan @Jen_riel]

This week is really not my week. I cried so much, I fell down and sprained my ankle and now I got stung by a huge ass bee. What's next? Hit by a truck?

[Jenson Tan @Jen_riel]

@saralje 💀💀💀 sounds like a familiar trope

[Carrie Wittmer 👻 @carriesnotscary]

happy birthday to the protectors of our universe

[Jenson Tan @Jen_riel]

I needed to control myself because, I saw someone's IG story and saw my mortal enemy, and I had to stop from commenting an "EEEEEEEE"– because they are actually friends with my Mortal Enemy

[Jenson Tan @Jen_riel]

This person disregarded my email and sent me the exact image that I used to update and claimed I don't have it. I'm like... Did you check your own website. I changed the header colour AND the image.

[Jenson Tan @Jen_riel]

@Adam_Crymble Just asked my lawyer friend, you can

[Jenson Tan @Jen_riel]

So in all levels of hypocrisy and racism, are we not going to call it the French Variant? Or the French Mutation?

[Jenson Tan @Jen_riel]

@locowhyy Geddit

[Jenson Tan @Jen_riel]

I thought first day of work people are usually early. My boss asked me why I'm fifteen mins early 🥺🥺🥺

[Jenson Tan @Jen_riel]

@angelakrb Issa storm today

[Jenson Tan @Jen_riel]

@SNKPofficial Justice for Kukri!

[prEEtipls @plspreeti]

but alas, a booty call I was

[Jenson Tan @Jen_riel]

@angelakrb U HAD A 2AM KEBAB?

[SNK GLOBAL @SNKPofficial]

【KOF XV】
Past KOF heroes unite! 39 star-studded characters are ready to fight!

>Character Trailer
https://t.co/55dlNliISG

#SNK #KOF #KOF15

[Jenson Tan @Jen_riel]

A bit down cus I was texting my brother and he basically told me to go home (permanently) in September.

[Jenson Tan @Jen_riel]

@birdbirdflyaway Sue?

[Jenson Tan @Jen_riel]

My boss says I have resting bitch voice

[Jenson Tan @Jen_riel]

@Adam_Crymble Typographer, Typesetter, Calligrapher, Graphic Designer.