Jen Stephenson

so here you are...you found me after all these years

[Jen Stephenson @JenKayla]

I’d like to pretend for a quick second that it’s 2009, and I’m en route to an AAU basketball tournament, getting ready to lose to the NC Allstars 96-8. My parents were at every one of those games, and I owe them tenfold for those four years of consistent losing.

[J. Cole @JColeNC]

Just know this was years in the making.

My new album The Off-Season available everywhere 5/14

[Jen Stephenson @JenKayla]

I’d like to thank the person who discovered the anagram of ‘Britney Spears’ and ‘Presbyterian’.

[Jen Stephenson @JenKayla]

Burning my refusing to
tongue on 🤝 re-heat cold hot coffee coffee

[Jen Stephenson @JenKayla]

procrastinating solving a sudoku puzzle by solving another sudoku puzzle

[Jen Stephenson @JenKayla]

Testing cliché phrases: “hold your tongue”

*Physically held my tongue during a zoom meeting to avoid saying something too quickly and it... it actually...works

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Derek Chauvin was found guilty of murder in the death of George Floyd, a case that prompted mass protests worldwide. https://t.co/ybf7I04mU6

[April @ReignOfApril]

GUILTY of 2nd degree murder while committing a felony

3rd degree murder - GUILTY

2nd degree manslaughter - GUILTY

This is not justice. This is accountability. Prayers for George Floyd’s family. #DerekChauvinTrial

[Jen Stephenson @JenKayla]

My elderly neighbor is the sweetest soul. Before it snowed, she knocked on my door and asked my sister and I to pour salt on the sidewalk. Apparently her last neighbors did the same thing. Be kind and be there for your neighbor :)

[Jen Stephenson @JenKayla]

Limos are the dachshunds of all cars.

[Jen Stephenson @JenKayla]

maybe one day I’ll visit the property I rent in person before signing the lease. I like to keep things interesting.

[Jen Stephenson @JenKayla]

I can just feel my lumbar spine cursing at me for my abysmal posture.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Baylor right now

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

UConn's Paige Bueckers was named the AP Women's Basketball Player of the Year today.

Bueckers, who has averaged 20.1 PPG, 4.8 RPG & 5.9 APG so far this season, is the 1st freshman to win the award.

[Jen Stephenson @JenKayla]

@NellaL412 Hahaha I’ll leave that to your discretion

[Jen Stephenson @JenKayla]

There are still people out there who pay for Lilly Pulitzer clothing thinking it’s fashion...and that idea just baffles me.

[Mckail Boynton @MailboxTherapy]

@JenKayla Violent HS flashbacks

[Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health @JohnsHopkinsSPH]

.@JohnsHopkinsSPH has again been named the top public health school in the nation by @USNews.

🔗 https://t.co/1sqf8WwzWi

[Jen Stephenson @JenKayla]

@RandomAthletess

[Jen Stephenson @JenKayla]

You can lie all you want, but a pb&j on white bread will beat wheat anyday.

[Josh Cox @JoshCox]

Many have reached out wanting to help Maggie. She was very grateful & wanted to include her four coworkers in the pharmacy as well. Here's the GoFundMe link. If you can donate or share it would mean the world & will help them navigate the long road ahead. https://t.co/dH3UFEZEsg