Chris Jenkins

Too Weird to Live, Too Rare To Die

[Chris Jenkins @Jenks134]

@sinclair_coral good luck with that one!

[Chris Jenkins @Jenks134]

@NiggaComedian @commonwhtgirIs @GDBZero

[Chris Jenkins @Jenks134]

@MensHumor @vine @chriskid23 @drylmcln @cal_hicks @skamilton

[Chris Jenkins @Jenks134]

@_DaleCampbell told ya its class

[Chris Jenkins @Jenks134]

@sinclair_coral unlucky for them

[Chris Jenkins @Jenks134]

@sinclair_coral so steaming your welcome!

[Chris Jenkins @Jenks134]

My vans either hotter than satans balls or that cold penguins would be quite happy sitting in the passenger seat! 🐧 no inbetween!

[Chris Jenkins @Jenks134]

Getting looks like I just kicked there cat out a window for asking for a 5p bag. Im paying for it and your packing it you lazy little fuck

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i want a finger monkey! 🐵🙊💕

[Chris Jenkins @Jenks134]

@jrdncooper @Mattiiyaas wtf? Clicked no by accident haha what even is this?

[Chris Jenkins @Jenks134]

Jury duty. Waste of time. The people that work in there just fanny about, whisper things and use fancy words. #FuckOff

[Chris Jenkins @Jenks134]

Hate doing jobs in garden centers! Theres no quick way out and every exit is blocked by old folk! #OutMyWay

[Chris Jenkins @Jenks134]

The Shawshank Redemption is such a quality film! Love the bit where Andy gets them all beers on the roof!

[Chris Jenkins @Jenks134]

Better not tweet about that probs get arrested or something, gotta be PC and all that now... WHAT A JOKE

[Chris Jenkins @Jenks134]

How I'm getting 3G in Glen Affric I'll never know!

[Chris Jenkins @Jenks134]

Shock no judges are Scottish....

[Chris Jenkins @Jenks134]

C'mon Cornish! Braveheart for the walk in and piped in! Fuck that English crowd booing him! #TeamCornish

[Chris Jenkins @Jenks134]

@chriskid23 very true! Still got to make the journey yet! Anything could happen!

[Chris Jenkins @Jenks134]

@chriskid23 dont you worry yourself about that! Got it all planned!

[Chris Jenkins @Jenks134]

@chriskid23 enjoy ibiza bound #goodturn