I just want to point out that a player's deck in Magic: The Gathering represents the accumulation of a wizard's knowledge and learned spells.
As such, using effects that mill your opponent's cards could be considered a form of bimbofication hypnosis.
In this essay I will-
(on the verge of tears, Holding my limp, defeated penis after sex) you’ve made him all fucking messy, and he’s soaked… goddamn soaked. He was so scared in there he threw up, too… What the hell is wrong with you?