Jennifer Segura

Dog Mom 🐾 Style Enthusiast 🖤 Avocado Addict 🥑 Plant Lover 🪴

[Jennifer Segura @Jenn_L]

Love watching my husband do all the manual labor 😂

[Jennifer Segura @Jenn_L]

If the dress has pockets, I’m buying it 🖤🤍

[Investigation Discovery @DiscoveryID]

And we'll still watch like we didn't just research the details

[Amanda Gorman @TheAmandaGorman]

It takes a monster to kill children. But to watch monsters kill children again and again and do nothing isn’t just insanity—it’s inhumanity.

[Jennifer Segura @Jenn_L]

I don’t hang w jealous bitches, that’s a WEAK disease

[Jennifer Segura @Jenn_L]

@calmcurlychaos Now

[Jennifer Segura @Jenn_L]

Men at Homegoods just be like fuuuuuuuuuck

[Jennifer Segura @Jenn_L]

When your last mask breaks 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Jennifer Segura @Jenn_L]

@calmcurlychaos Smooth like honey …

[Jennifer Segura @Jenn_L]

Look, nobody FALLS off a cruise ship - especially not at 3:30 AM. Hence why I am not interested in this type of vacation

[Jennifer Segura @Jenn_L]

I love packing. Which outfit gonna hang w me on vacation 👗👠

[Jennifer Segura @Jenn_L]

Literally battling the skeletons in my closet trying to get these Christmas decorations out

[Jennifer Segura @Jenn_L]

@_Faavi

[Jennifer Segura @Jenn_L]

@jeweljk has gotten me through every mood for the last two decades. 🙏🏽🤍

[Jennifer Segura @Jenn_L]

Taco shops never understand what I mean by “extra salsa roja”. It means, I need an ABSURD amount of heat on the side. . . I am willing to pay extra !!! 🔥

[Jennifer Segura @Jenn_L]

People have their wedding dresses selected for the Fall of next year, meanwhile my priority is Halloween decorations. 🎃
Ya… um my wedding is coming up in August 🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[Investigation Discovery @DiscoveryID]

when someone asks why you watch so much true crime...what's your answer?

[Jennifer Segura @Jenn_L]

@Salsa_Huichol I can’t send you a dm 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Jennifer Segura @Jenn_L]

Really gotta invest in an ice pic, can’t eat until I get this thing open 🥺🌮 @Salsa_Huichol

[Jennifer Segura @Jenn_L]

@calmcurlychaos @imansters 😂😂😂😂 need