Jenn

[Jenn @jenn_TOF]

@PelosiTracker_ Everyone get ready to follow when she buys back. Hunch says she’ll magically know when it’s about shoot back up

[Jenn @jenn_TOF]

@goodreads All the Light we Cannot See

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@MJMcKean Some people have a special gift with words and “thundering horseshit” is a top tier example

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Just so we’re clear. Our 5 year old children will soon be required by law to get COVID vaccinations, but members of congress will still have the right to choose whether it’s right for their own personal health.

[Jenn @jenn_TOF]

Swear to god if I see one more man bun on a hipster I’m gonna go Edward Scissorhands on u 💇🏻‍♂️

[Jenn @jenn_TOF]

“Americaaa fuck yeahhh” - my 4 year old daughter

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@ArianaGrande new album is out. Workouts this week is about to be 🔥🔥🔥

[Jenn @jenn_TOF]

“If men had periods we’d have a three week work month” -the Great @michelleisawolf

[Jenn @jenn_TOF]

What is it about being a woman in your thirties that makes u so obsessed with wine, face masks, and looking at photos of kitchen remodels on Pinterest?

[Jenn @jenn_TOF]

When someone invites you over to their home, don’t be impressed by their clean house or their artisan cheese & charcuterie display. Check the inside of the microwave. That’s who they really are.

[Jenn @jenn_TOF]

So tired people trying to reinvent themselves on Instagram. Just post a pic of your latte and move on.

[Jenn @jenn_TOF]

Neat story on the birth of the internet. “Just engineers working” https://t.co/GnGW3aAhXz

[Jenn @jenn_TOF]

Religion is what humans came up with to answer all the “why” questions that couldn’t be answered.

[Jenn @jenn_TOF]

@EarnKnowledge @stepTOF

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Gliding across my mouse pad now feels like spreading warm butter on toast.

[Jenn @jenn_TOF]

Me vs life https://t.co/ZRoImD2tmH

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@ClintFalin Dogs=toddlers

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Just wanna say to all the girls mean mugging at the gym. I’m married, I’m a mom, and I’m tired as shit. I am not your competition girlfriend.

[Jenn @jenn_TOF]

“I need to chill the f$&! out” - all women everywhere twenty-four seven period

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This is the guy who took the first private passenger flight to the moon. Did he do it for the likes?