Jenna

My cat runs my life.

[Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold]

I feel like we’re waiting for white smoke to come out of Madison Square Garden to signal the birth of America’s new royal family.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Jenna @Jenna2784]

@midwestern_ope Where are the old receipts?

[Chris Bianchi @BianchiWeather]

Today's furcast pet is Oakley! This 4-year-old pit mix is very friendly + affectionate, and she's ready to play in the snow tomorrow!

Oakley loves chasing balls outside and wants nothing more than to be part of a loving family, and her adoption info is below!

#COwx

[Jenna @Jenna2784]

@DenverChannel Not sure “stunning” is the right word for a destructive fire?

[Arvada Police @ArvadaPolice]

We know highway closures are frustrating. But this officer's dashcam clip shows exactly why Highway 93 was closed today. We appreciate everyone’s patience. We’d much rather deal with some frustration than a serious crash that could have been prevented.

[Jenna @Jenna2784]

@BianchiWeather 🤣

[Jenna @Jenna2784]

@BellaBaddie__

[Jenna @Jenna2784]

@BianchiWeather My cat & I were outside rushing to get the rest of the tomatoes off. We have power wires/towers behind our house. Before the lightening even flashed, we heard the wires sizzle!!!!!!

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Small Dog Alert has been issued in the Midwest

[Jenna @Jenna2784]

@MarcoFoster_ Man, I thought the ants were protesting now too

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

An obedient Jon Stewart offers a refresher on the rules of free speech (White House-approved) in the wake of Jimmy Kimmel's suspension

[Jenna @Jenna2784]

@kirawontmiss That was a “thank you for picking that up” from the dolphin

[Denver Int'l Airport @DENAirport]

"He's right behind me, isn't he?"

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms.

‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.

But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

This isn’t just a cat in a hat, it’s a cat in a hat at the beach.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

I just want everyone to look at this Capybara

[Jenna @Jenna2784]

@readswithravi 🙋🏻‍♀️

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Treat yourself like I-80 and never stop working on yourself, no matter how much of an inconvenience it is for everyone else

[lilmoongelic @itschichooo]

this is how cats get their unique patterns 🐾