Eddy every morning: you will have to drag my lifeless, yet resistant, body outside if you think im waking up.
Eddy in the middle of the night (if I wake up--which is common): Hey what are you doing? Wanna hang out? Maybe go outside??
I love when Ed catches ppl off guard on walks. I guess just bc he's a tiny dog wearing a sweater/hoodie/vest, and just so super happy to be on a walk, he can make macho grown ass men audibly weak over his cuteness.
In written docs/emails at work, whenever I see someone referred to me as "Miss Summers," I want to vom. Like why not just default to "Ms." unless told differently?? My schools are v conservative, but still seems obviously not professional to display someone's *marital status*
V pro snapping on people when they deserve to be snapped on. If you only focus on the behavior that deserves to be called out, and leave out the emotions, its like there are no bad lasting effects, bc then they either figure out their noise quicker, or say bye quicker
School asked for my fav quote.. don't think they'd like that its prob this:
"I'll say it again-it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of A needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God!"