Jenna Allen

FSU '20

[ny guy @urlocalnyguy]

To students starting school today,

Please be nice to your teachers. My dad is 53 years old, and not a whiz w technology. He’s called me EVERY day, attempting to practice because he’s so nervous and wants what’s best for his students.

Please be patient with them. They’re trying.

[Natalie Gregerson @nattygeeee]

Turns out my top three hobbies are:
1) restaurants
2) bars
3) non-essential businesses

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Hey lol I know we haven’t talked in awhile but I checked the snap map and I saw you weren’t home and it also looked like you were with two other people? Just wanted to say that’s really irresponsible and you’re putting not just yourself but your family at risk, anyways I miss us

[James @CaucasianJames]

what do i look like to u? a silly goose?

[Al-Pal @allydunlay]

Honored to be a part of something so huge

[raeesa 🦋 @raeesajhetam]

I may or may not have watched this over 108496 times

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

me and the girls

[maybe: clare @clur19]

I can look at a girl and automatically know which American Girl she had. Like, you ever meet someone and you’re just amazed by the Samantha energy that they give off?

[Mali @malilenz11]

Don’t hit me up if you aren’t gonna support me like this

[Amanduh @amandak19997399]

so my little sisters boyfriend broke up with her yesterday..

[Caroline Mahaffey @cemahaffey]

Me double texting my mom after asking to borrow $20 even though I’m 24:

[sleepingbeauty. @tyra887]

I remember whenever I was late to primary school and I’d be like “my parents made me late”, my teacher would say some dumb shit like “it’s your own responsibility to make sure you’re here on time” bro I’m 7 years old tf do you want me to do? Drive the car?