Jenn Roberts.

oh.

[Jenn Roberts. @JennARobb]

"your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man."

[Jenn Roberts. @JennARobb]

well, on the bright side, my laziness supersedes my want for Starbucks. #immagetskinny one way or another.

[Jenn Roberts. @JennARobb]

@RyanPhillippe @RyanPhillippe ya probs both bored an hungry. Is there a word for that? #bongry nope, there shouldn’t be.

[Philz @RyanPhillippe]

u gotta mix the syrup
with the hot sauce

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

So much of Instagram is just people proving that they’ve been on vacation.

[Jenn Roberts. @JennARobb]

not to be dramatic or anything but I’m being dramatic.

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

with all due respect, what the fuck man

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

Top of the morning to u, u stupid bitch

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

Yea im SAD

S - back
A - on
D - my bullshit

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

It's not that I'm judging you, I've just decided immediately that you're not for me.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

"I'm screaming" is the pumpkin spice latte of tweets

[tyler yuhas @tyleryuhas34]

Same phone who dis

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Love is cool but have you ever eaten all the free bread at a restaurant and then ordered more?

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Guacamole is extra. Ya know what else is extra? Your attitude.

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

i have this super rare skin condition called im fucking ugly af my dude lmao

[Zane @2_Zanez]

If you put American cheese on anything but (i) a burger or (ii) grilled cheese, I am judging you from my ivory cheese tower.

[Jenn Roberts. @JennARobb]

@knkovaa u know how I do

[Jenn Roberts. @JennARobb]

“live fast, die young. bad girls do it well” I sing as I organize my sock drawer before going to bed at 9:30pm on a Friday night