Jeberhart

eat your Eberhart out

[💧🌏 Jen Kader @JenWenKad]

I never want to see a giant pair of scissors at an opening ever again.

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

Now I’m just looking out for you here. I don’t trust a dude for marriage who’s utterly fixated on the word submission. And if his life verse is about women’s silence, I suggest being silent when you get the first text from him. I’m just doing women’s ministry here this morning.

[Christyna Moore @ChristynaUnless]

Interviewer: Can you explain the gap in your resume?
Me: It was then that I carried you

[Jeberhart @JennBreast]

@evtaghon Just now seeing this but man dream two sounds like a doozy 🥴

[Patrick Schreiner ☧ @pj_schreiner]

NIV, ESV, NLT, The Message

[Jeberhart @JennBreast]

Hot girls get their books from the library there I said it

[🌬alyssa @alyss_uhhhh]

Jeanette i was rooting for you 😭 #CruelSummer

[Mary Holland @maryhollaa]

Don’t let me follow you on insta if you don’t want a reply to every one of your stories

[Jeberhart @JennBreast]

It’s amazing how many adults don’t understand the functionality differences between “Reply” and “Reply All”

[Jeberhart @JennBreast]

I tear up every time I hear about someone’s caddy being a family member

[Toby ☕️ @tobydoyhowell]

Social media managers liking tweets from their brand accounts on their personal accounts

[James @CaucasianJames]

another king unaffected by the gas shortage

[Reid @reidiculouz]

How it started How it’s going

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

every year im given no warning that the kentucky derby is happening. what if i wanted to go

[Amy Solomon @amybethsol]

My boyfriend just now: “Would you live here? In Roku City?”

[NAACP @NAACP]

Justice has prevailed in the case against #GeorgeFloyds killer #DerekChauvin, but the work is not done! We must keep fighting to end qualified immunity, and we must get #PoliceReformNOW.

[Jeberhart @JennBreast]

I think I’ve decided that I would pay $1000 to get a good seat at a One Direction reunion concert
(500 if traveling alone)

[Jeberhart @JennBreast]

@evtaghon That is way too relatable