Jennifer August

Erotic, historical romance author. Loves dogs, romance novels, baseball and the written word, not necessarily in that order.

[Jennifer August @Jennifer_August]

@GregAbbott_TX You're a short sighted idiot who has just killed many more Texans. I hope more intelligent company heads ignore you and continue to mandate masks inside their walls. Texas will survive in spite of you. #texasashamed

[Jennifer August @Jennifer_August]

Coming to an ebook retailer near you on Feb 16! It's got saucy bits inside. https://t.co/dyflSdsKXt

[T-Mobile @TMobile]

Don't trust big decisions to just any network. You deserve 5G that rocks 🤘 — Largest 5G network. Fastest 5G speeds. #LeaderIn5G

RT for a shot at a Samsung Galaxy S21+ 5G! The fastest 5G network meets the fastest 5G Galaxy device! #Sweepstakes​

Rules https://t.co/EQMVQ16qpW

[Jennifer August @Jennifer_August]

@realDonaldTrump You're a traitorous, mob inciting fool and the American people can't wait to be rid of you. Rot in jail. #LockHimUpNow

[Jennifer August @Jennifer_August]

@JoelOsteen Why did you receive a 4.4 million stimulus check? You don't pay taxes, you make millions from your followers, and you closed your church to refugees during last year's storms. Shame on you. Jesus would not approve. #ChurchOfShame

[Jennifer August @Jennifer_August]

@mrjaymanuel @hgtv I have missed your wonderful self! Great show! More, please!!

[Jennifer August @Jennifer_August]

Bless your heart, snowflake

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

[Jennifer August @Jennifer_August]

@senatemajldr I don't know which is more apt- Moscow Mitch or Trump's puppet. History won't be kind to you. Your name & "legacy" will be remembered as 1 of the most vile, corrupt, & lethal-to-democracy politicians ever to stain this country. Hypocrisy & greed = Mitch McConnell.

[Jennifer August @Jennifer_August]

Even for a Covid week, this one has been exceptionally long. Glad it's Friday! https://t.co/tKOx9tSYE5

[Jennifer August @Jennifer_August]

@baddiejezzy Your mom is a rock star! Thank you!

[Jennifer August @Jennifer_August]

@realDonaldTrump You have no clue how the amendment works. You're exercising your right to free speech by posting lies. @Twitter is doing the same by alerting people of the facts. This is my right to free speech: I am embarrassed that you're the president of the US. Mortified.

[Jennifer August @Jennifer_August]

@NickLachey Just wondering what you think of Pentatonix's success and if you saw that coming. I'd love for Sing Off to return.

[Jennifer August @Jennifer_August]

I'm going to say the Egg is Johnny Weir #themaskedsinger

[Jennifer August @Jennifer_August]

Girls will tell other girls when they have spinach in their teeth. Guys will let you talk all day long with that shit hanging in there. #ladytruths

[Jennifer August @Jennifer_August]

When you're of a certain bladder age & forget a pee pad, every sneeze, cough, & laugh becomes a landmine. #ladytruths

[Jennifer August @Jennifer_August]

My Scottish hero Temple has just surprised me by being a baby whistler. He's handling the wee bairn like such a pro that his friends are convinced he has 10 babies hidden away somewhere. Does he? #amwriting

[Jennifer August @Jennifer_August]

@MLBTV Watching Quick Pitch - please fix the J.D. Martinez quote! They wear him out, not ware! Unless he's for sale, in which case, someone let Rangers know!

[Jennifer August @Jennifer_August]

@VictoriaDahl @sarahmaclean Wait, are you kidding?! I'm going to have to give this a whirl. Breakthroughs are breakthroughs!

[Jennifer August @Jennifer_August]

Watching MLB Plays of the Week and happy to see a plethora of @Rangers represented. Although, it does make me wistful for TWIB and the dulcet tones of Mel Allen. #baseballfan

[Jennifer August @Jennifer_August]

I spent one today at one of the best seminars I've been to in YEARS. @DamonSuede is freaking awesome, a ball of energy, and one helluva infotainer. I learned more about my characters while poorly muddling through his workshop than I've known the whole time I've been writing them!