Jennika Mitchell

I'm hungry

[Jennika Mitchell @JennikaMitchell]

Why is it called a Big Mac when Mac is short for macaroni

[MR. WRINKLE @foldsandflaps]

How old were y’all when you found out the ridges on the bottom of beer bottles had a purpose?

[Jayne Henn @Jayne_Henn]

Tomorrow is August and I haven’t even
-built a rocket
-fought a mummy
-climbed up the Eiffel Tower
-discovered something that doesn’t exist
-given a monkey a shower
-surfed any tidal waves
-created a nanobot
- located Frankenstein’s brain
-driven my sister insane

:/

[Jennika Mitchell @JennikaMitchell]

@Drive_mercedes @bpwice U must wipe your ass before you take a shit too

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

me: i am young

my joints: *CRONCH*

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

my body is a temple...ancient and crumbling and probably cursed or haunted or something

[Jennika Mitchell @JennikaMitchell]

My backpack is my portable closet

[Brendan Tokarski @btredwing98]

The Fine AF 1999 Toyota Corolla, wasn’t going to put this on twitter but the guy took it off of Craig’s list so I felt the need to keep the story alive😂

[JARED @eatjaredtweets]

me trying to stop myself from killing my younger sibling

[Nygel Turner @nygelt]

I really was like smh white people are so stupid until I saw her last name...carry on with ur activities, be safe ,we love you ❤️ https://t.co/Jwy1kLq5Pt

[Khalid @thegreatkhalid]

man some people ruin everything lol

[sakura @Sakurrabell]

Wimpy’s diner is literally Riverdales Pop’s

[Jennika Mitchell @JennikaMitchell]

“Every night before I go to sleep I sprinkle pickle juice on my pillow so I have good dreams” @Drive_mercedes

[Jennika Mitchell @JennikaMitchell]

Ruff* https://t.co/NCBNVFMKpn

[Jennika Mitchell @JennikaMitchell]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @FinnSkata you are MY MOST FAVOURITE AAAHHHHHHHH HAVE THE MOST GREATEST DAY AND MAY ALL THE STRANGEWICHES COME YOUR WAY!!!♥️

[Jennika Mitchell @JennikaMitchell]

My day was good until yesterday