Jenny

I like to party.

[Jenny @JennyReck]

So these 25ish year olds were chatting about video games. I said, "Did you just say Smut?" No, it's Smite. You can be all sorts of Gods and MOBA. "Jason Momoa?" Good thing I don't need to pretend be "hip" for at least 10 years #BabyUnderOne

[Jenny @JennyReck]

@MelissaMBrewers No more Exclusive Company...?

[Jenny @JennyReck]

Nice to meet you @DimTillard! don't worry, my phone is unharmed. You must have not stepped hard enough. I love your 🌮 pin #Brewers #ThisIsMyCrew

[Umphrey's McGee @umphreysmcgee]

Get your sh*t together, Joel. We’ll see you in Chicago.

#umphreysmcgee #umphreys #newyears #newyearseve #chicago #umNYE

[Jenny @JennyReck]

Per Kohl's there are now 5 dimensions of Jenny Recks for the "savings" and I'm not okay with any one of those. Duck Kohls! And I left saying "My name is Jenny Garens now" #GodDammit #JennyReckDimensions #DuckKohls #GoHomeKohlsYoureDrunk

[Scott Iceman Reck @pookondotcom]

This is what happens when you let @JennyReck choose something. Note to self and also everyone out there - always let her choose things. Or else I wouldn't have a Unicorn splash pad / kiddy pool. Rage.

[Jenny @JennyReck]

@pookondotcom #ThisIsTheWay

[Jenny @JennyReck]

We've gotten told twice now - "Cool last name! Has anyone told you what Garens means in Hawaiian? It's Pidgin (Hawaiian slang) for guarantee!!"

I've been saying it for years!!!

#IGarensTeeIt #GaransBallBarans #HawaiiHoneymoon #Garans

[Jenny @JennyReck]

Random beach bum: I love your tie-dye shirt! And your sandals match too! Where'd you get them, Haight-Ashbury?

Dude next to him: Missouri??

#HawaiiHoneymoon #Lahaina #TieDyeistheshit #hellyes!

[Jenny @JennyReck]

On the flight Andy and I realized we are traveling to the past to get to the future #HawaiiBound #TimeZoneMath #Mindblown #Airplanes #Honeymoon

[Jenny @JennyReck]

Since the 90's, I have always wondered. Who really enjoys/chooses to tuck in their shirt??? It doesn't even look good on skinny people #nerds #90sTuckIn

[Jenny @JennyReck]

Me: How is living in Turkey? Do you like being back in America?
Iris: I miss having a bidet
Me: what's a bidet??
Iris: (explaining weird water spigot basin culture)... but I think it's for religious reasons
Jackie: I love my bidet. But I use it for butt reasons
🤣

[Jenny @JennyReck]

@pookondotcom Alferado... why don't you come to your census

[Jenny @JennyReck]

@pookondotcom Bag a' Bones, porchin' bones

[Jenny @JennyReck]

@pookondotcom The ol' Mom bait and switch #Bunzels #30cents

[Jenny @JennyReck]

I just went full on Danny Tanner - what went from my feet hurt, I deserve to soak my feet cuz #weddings, to me vigorously cleaning the tub, shower walls, sink and then the door said Jenny, stop. Soak time #IhaveCleaningProblems #nextdaybuzz #SettleDown #Caturday

[Jenny @JennyReck]

@pookondotcom Party pad, party of one!

[Jenny @JennyReck]

@pookondotcom #winning

[Jenny @JennyReck]

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[Jenny @JennyReck]

Happiest birthdays to Jenny Reck!!! 11 days... ELEVEN?!?!?!