Jenny Wolfe

champagne wishes and caviar dreams

[Jenny Wolfe @JennyWolfe22]

i guess it's cool if you wanna spend $10,000 on a wedding but think of all the chicken nuggets you could buy with that instead

[Jenny Wolfe @JennyWolfe22]

"Well it's 6 degrees with a -10 windchill outside, looks like I should wear leggings and a thin jacket"- every girl apparently

[Jenny Wolfe @JennyWolfe22]

not sure how girls confuse "love your body" with "be a bitch to skinny girls and preach about how having 'curves' makes you more of a woman"

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

The Perfect New Year's Eve:
- get laid
- listen to NSP
- punch a dude for no reason
- eat a bunch of taquitos or something

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

girl how bout you come over so we can get naked drink white zinfandel and watch some vines

[Jenny Wolfe @JennyWolfe22]

Unpopular opinion: I don't think we need feminism

[Jenny Wolfe @JennyWolfe22]

there should really be some kind of separate social media just for people to post pictures of their damn kids

[Jenny Wolfe @JennyWolfe22]

I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

[Jenny Wolfe @JennyWolfe22]

got a chinchilla

[Jenny Wolfe @JennyWolfe22]

it is now the 5th week of classes and it appears that most of the freshmen have finally stopped wearing lanyards around their necks

[Jenny Wolfe @JennyWolfe22]

Sorry professor but I just can't take your lecture presentation seriously if you don't use the oxford comma

[Jenny Wolfe @JennyWolfe22]

@KristaaHeinz 😂

[Jenny Wolfe @JennyWolfe22]

Everyone my age is having babies and shit and I can still barely make mac and cheese by myself

[Jenny Wolfe @JennyWolfe22]

it's really not fair that girls in middle school are hotter than i am

[Jenny Wolfe @JennyWolfe22]

i don't understand why people pretend that showering together is so fun & romantic I mean have you ever had a boy try to condition your hair

[Jenny Wolfe @JennyWolfe22]

Poorly translated English versions of Japanese video games are my reasons for living

[Jenny Wolfe @JennyWolfe22]

@ChannelHeather @DEPRESSINGCOMlC @KristaaHeinz @AhMunaEatYooh my nightmares are resurfacing